Bren: remember Tonight Tonight by Smashing Pumpkins
Ryebread: smashing pumpkins ??
Ryebread: sorry, I only know Tonight Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae
Bren: oh my god
Bren: fucking throwback holy shit
Bren: that song was my shit back in like
Bren: 2011 ?
Ryebread: wait has it really been that long
Ryebread: I feel really old now fuck
Bren: you're only 20 calm down
Ryebread: yeah but I'll be 21 in like two months sooo
Ryebread: I can finally drink legally
Bren: not like the fact that you weren't of age stopped you before
Ryebread: oh don't act like youre some kind of saint
Ryebread: I stalked your Instagram after we broke up I know what you got up to
Bren: ,, so back to nostalgic songs
Bren: remember Hey Soul Sister
Ryebread: a bop and a half
Bren: Payphone was also my fucking jam
Bren: why was music so damn good in the early 2010s
Bren: and what happened
Ryebread: idk but Maroon 5 is still highkey boppin
Ryebread: and I don't mean like their new music still bops just as hard as the old
Ryebread: like it does but also
Ryebread: This Love is still an absolute banger
Ryebread: Harder to Breathe, She Will Be Loved, One More Night
Ryebread: Moves Like mother fucking Jagger
Bren: since when do you listen to so much Maroon 5
Ryebread: ,, those are highkey just some of their most popular songs so idk what you're talking about
Ryebread: they're just the songs I've heard on the radio and fucking loved
Will.i.ams: they're all the songs the author could list off the top of her head aren't they
Ryebread: ,, that too
Bren: hm
Bren: good to know this lonely ass 15 year old gets her fair share of pop along with her indie and emo crap
Ryebread: anyways Bren we're missing one major jam from the early 2010s
Bren: and that is
Ryebread: almost the entirety of Taylor Swift's album Red
Ryebread: a banger, a bop, and a jam all at once
Bren: why do you say almost the entirety
Ryebread: idk Treacherous isn't that great
Bren: you take that back right now you absolute bitch
Ryebread: jesus
Ryebread: I feel threatened
Bren: yeah you fucking should
Will.i.ams: Christ here they go, arguing over Taylor swift
Will.i.ams: y'all like rarely argue over serious shit
Ryebread: we're just that amazing of a couple
Will.i.ams: mhm
Will.i.ams: sure
Ryebread: oh fuck off
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Y'all I thought I grew out of my Taylor Swift phase but I listened Red a few nights ago and now you can catch me in my room at 1 a.m belting out the lyrics to shit like Girl At Home, The Last Time, Everything Has Changed, All To Well, literally the entire fucking album
Holy Ground tho holy shit I forgot how bopping that song isWhat ? The ? Fuck ?
Y'all Im salty I gotta keep my room clean for a long ass time and like I can't do that
I don't even know why like all I do is sit in my bed and somehow shit gets all over the floor
I made my bed tho for the first time in forever and I'm lowkey shook like I forgot what the comforter looked like because I only ever saw it in a ball at the end of the bed
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Ryden Hell: The Sequel
FanfictionB!: heyyyyy Ryebread: hey ? Ryebread: whomst B!: wow already forgot huh B!: here maybe this will help Bren!: ? Ryebread: oh my god Sequel to the shit storm that is Ryden Kik But this one actually has some semblance of a plot, a true miracle