Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Ryebread: Brendon

Ryebread: did you know

Bren: probably not

Bren: I'm not exactly the smartest darling

Ryebread: would you say youre

Ryebread: not the sharpest tool in the shed

Bren: mmmmm

Bren: no

Bren: don't like that

Bren: I don't like that one bit

Ryebread: me looking at myself in the mirror every morning

Bren: biggest mood

Ryebread: k but anyways

Ryebread: did you know

Ryebread: that in france

Bren: oh no

Bren: I don't think I like where this is going

Ryebread: wow

Bren: france is weird man

Ryebread: alright moving on

Ryebread: they call cotton candy

Ryebread: daddy's beard

Bren:

Bren: that is

Bren: completely and entirely unacceptable

Ryebread: me again looking in the mirror, but this time noticing that my face hasn't magically become beautiful over night

Bren: excuse me sir

Bren: your face has always been beautiful

Ryebread: mmmmm

Ryebread: I don't think so sir

Zeee: why are y'all calling each other sir is this some kinky shit I'm behind on again

Bren: it is

Bren: Professional™

Zeee: professionally kinky

Ryebread:

Bren: you can't keep using the same reaction images Ry they get old

Ryebread: this is only the second time I've used that fight me

Ryebread: maybe even the first idk the author is too lazy to check the last chapter and see if she used it

Bren:

Bren: @ the author

Zeee: wow

Zeee: don't be such a bully

Bren: hey I'm not choosing to say it ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

Spence: can y'all stop

Spence: I think its probably highkey annoying the readers at this point

Ryebread: yeah

Ryebread: well

Ryebread: what can ya do ya know ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

Spence: you can stop

Ryebread: nah

Spence: oh

Spence: ok

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I really want to cut my hair but at the same time I'm terrified to cause I know I look like shit with short hair but its too long now and I'm so conflicted

So I'm babysitting this kid and he was showing me some YouTube videos he likes for some reason
And this one guy
He fucking named his kid Ryden
Like how emo must you be