Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren: you know what's fucked up

Ryebread: the economy

Ryebread: politics

Ryebread: our government

Ryebread: how long the author is dragging out these supposed two hours of me being on an airplane because she can't be bothered to do some actual writing

Bren: ,, yes to all of those

Bren: but not what I was getting at

Ryebread: well

Ryebread: fuck me then I guess

Bren: why do you think I wanna get you instead of Z  ;)

Ryebread: ,,, ok anyways what were you gonna say

Bren: what

Bren: oh

Bren: what's really fucked up

Bren: is fucking millennial humor

Bren: like you know what any other generation would laugh at ?

Bren: good, high quality jokes

Bren: you know what I just spent at least a minute laughing at ?

Bren:

Ryebread: what the fuck

Ryebread: that's not even that funny come on Brendon

Ryebread: that being said I hope this fucking 11 year old is a heavy sleeper cause I'm laughing at it and I hate it

Bren: wow lame who sleeps these days

Ryebread: lmao I wish I did

Bren: ,, yeah me too

Ryebread: anyways who I'm assuming is this kids mom is staring at me and its highkey making me uncomfortable

Bren: b i t c h   I will fight

Ryebread: and I gotta pretend not to notice cause then it'll be awkward

Bren: no fuck that stare back and make her uncomfortable too

Ryebread: that is the worst fucking idea you've ever had no

Bren: she's probably like twice your age tho that's fucking nasty I'm gonna fuck her up

Ryebread: go for it I guess I don't really care anymore

Bren: no but what you gotta do is casually hint at the fact that you're gay

Bren: and have a boyfriend

Ryebread: and how do you suggest I do that

Bren: idk watch some porn or something

Ryebread: "casually"  "watch some porn"

Ryebread: what the fuck brendon

Ryebread: I changed my mind that's your worst idea ever

Bren: are you sure

Bren: cause I've had some pretty bad ideas in the past and actually went through with some

Bren: like being born

Ryebread: lmao mood

Bren: wow I'm so relatable

Ryebread: mm I wouldn't go that far

Bren: oh

Bren: :(

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I only text my brother with the absolute most important things while hes at work

Hnnnng there's only two days til band camp and I wanna fucking die
He sent us five songs and I'm like ??
Fam we barely learned three drills during band camp last year what are you doing
Also theres not enough fucking time during half time for all of them but  ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
And I'm also really not ready to see some of the people I've avoided talking to all summer like no thanks

Y'all my mom is complaining about places getting rid of plastic straws she's like "Its so stupid its just a straw"
And I'm just here thinking, you know what's more stupid? Killing the turtles because you can't be bothered to put your lips up to a cup
"What are we getting rid of next? Plastic bags, too?"
Fucking hopefully
Screw plastic and paper bags just get some reusable ones
Fuck plastic bottles too like if you have to drink out of a bottle just buy one at like five below or something and just keep using it
"Millennials are killing the plastic industry"
G o o d