Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren: I don't understand Today's Hip Lingo™

Ryebread: I think it's because you say things like hip lingo

Bren: fuck off

Bren: no but seriously tho what is it with teenagers these days creating a whole new language that elders like me don't understand

Ryebread:  ,, youre only 20 but ok

Bren: what does it mean to have big dick energy, Ryan

Bren: what is a skinny legend

Bren: I'm so confused

Ryebread: hey bren I have an idea

Ryebread: it's called urban dictionary

Ryebread: l o o k  i t  u p

Bren: will you do it I'm too lazy

Ryebread: oh my god

Ryebread: fine

Bren: :)

Ryebread: big dick energy, apparently, is confidence without cockiness

Ryebread: small dick energy tho

Ryebread: is cockiness without skill

Bren: hm

Bren: man I really don't get kids these days why they gotta do this

Ryebread: don't act like you weren't a kid a mere three years ago

Bren: excuse me I was a teenager >:(

Bren: not a kid

Ryebread: basically the same thing but go off I guess

Bren: THAT'S ANOTHER ONE I DON'T GET

Ryebread: ,,, Brendon people have been saying go off for literal ages what the hell are you talking about

Bren: Ryan

Bren: in case you haven't noticed

Bren: I'm Not Hip With The Kiddos

Ryebread: it's not even hip Brendon

Ryebread: you're literally always on your phone how have you not seen that used in the past

Ryebread: and it doesn't even have some weird ass meaning like it's so straight forward

Bren: leave me alone it's summer

Will.i.ams: SLEEP

Will.i.ams: I DONT KNOW ABOUT SLEEP

Will.i.ams: IT'S SUMMER TIME

Bren: YOU BETTER GO TO BED

Will.i.ams: oh she caught me

Ryebread:  ,,, all the time

Ryebread: if someone so much as says a single word that's in a vine y'all start quoting

Bren: can you blame us

Ryebread: ,,, I mean no but still

Ryebread: it can get annoying

Will.i.ams: so can you but you don't see us complaining

Bren: yikes

Ryebread: WOW

Ryebread: OK

Bren: a tad bit harsh

Will.i.ams: I don't think so sweaty

Bren: well

Bren: can't argue with that I guess

Will.i.ams:  :)

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Y'all I have picked up a horrible habit that is ruining my sleep (it's called living)
And let me tell you it's all Charlie's fault
So I've been taking some lessons because I realized that I'm complete trash at playing (well at least compared to Peter, but like he's a literal music prodigy so maybe I shouldnt compare myself to him but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Now my parents can take me to these, but when they're over they're both at work so I'd be stuck there if Charlie didn't get off work like 15 minutes after the lesson ended
But luckily he does, and it's on his way to his other job that the poor soul goes to right after cause he needs college money, so he told me that he could pick me up
Now these two jobs have him working from like 2 in the afternoon to 1 in the morning, sometimes later, so he gets coffee before going to his other job
There's a Starbucks that's like literally only two minutes away from my house, so he goes there right before dropping me off, and my dumb ass is always like "I'll give you money if you get me coffee too"
So now it's just a nightly routine of me getting coffee only a few hours before I try to go to sleep and now I can never fall asleep
You know it's really not his fault in the slightest I just don't want to blame myself for fucking up my life even tho it's literally entirely my fault

Do y'all know that feel when like, you tell yourself that you're not really gonna be affected by something too much, things are gonna be the same
And then it comes time for it to happen and you're literally crying yourself to sleep
We're taking my brother to college today and like the entire month leading up to this I didn't think I'd care so much but I'm so like, irrationally upset. Like he's only a 45 minute drive away that's not far in the slightest
I guess I just don't want him to leave ??? Idk