Ryebread: remember the Junie B. Jones books
Bren: uuuhhh
Bren: yeah I think so
Bren: I never read them but I remember seeing them
Ryebread: ok what did
Ryebread: what did the B stand for
Zeee: fam they never exposed her like that
Ryebread: why woukd you word it like that
Zeee: ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
Bren: wait wait wait
Bren: I know what it stands for
Bren: its for Back The Fuck Out Of Her Personal Life
Ryebread: wow that's a really long middle name
Zeee: why would her parents put a profanity in her middle name that's so inconsiderate
Zeee: like its the first day of school and the teacher does a weird ass ice breaker
Zeee: "ok class let's tell everyone our middle names"
Zeee: and she has to say that
Bren: ok but literally who the fuck would use that as an ice breaker
Zeee: shut up ok I needed a good example
Bren: but thats not a good example at all
Bren: for it to be good it would be realistic and that is in no way realistic
Zeee: I couldn't think of anything else fuck off
Will.i.ams: y'all are dumb
Ryebread: oh here we go again
Ryebread: here comes Hayley Williams, proving us all wrong, yet again
Will.i.ams: :)
Will.i.ams: anyways the B probably stands for Barbara because that's the authors name
Bren: Ummm that's too logical therefore its dumb and you're wrong
Will.i.ams: that doesn't make any sense but ok
Zeee: WAIT
Ryebread: chill
Zeee: y'all are all wrong
Zeee: it literally says it in the books
Zeee: its Beatrice
Zeee: if y'all just read a book for once in your lives you would've known
Ryebread: ok well neither of us ever read them fight me
Ryebread: I just remember them from some people reading them in like first grade
Ryebread: so you can fight me Elizabeth
Zeee: 🖕
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Y'all so two nights ago a fucking bug fell on the pillow right next to my god damn head and I am so disgusted
So I sprayed a shit ton of Lysol on the bed and changed the pillow case where it fell but now the pillows don't match and it bothers me
God I hate summer
I can't wait til all the bugs fuck off and go to hell this winter
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Ryden Hell: The Sequel
FanfictionB!: heyyyyy Ryebread: hey ? Ryebread: whomst B!: wow already forgot huh B!: here maybe this will help Bren!: ? Ryebread: oh my god Sequel to the shit storm that is Ryden Kik But this one actually has some semblance of a plot, a true miracle