Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren: this lady in the car next to me is putting on lipstick without a mirror and like

Bren: is she  i n s a n e

Ryebread: what

Ryebread: why would she be insane

Ryebread: I'm confused

Bren: ok so

Bren: lipstick is usually like the last thing you do when putting on makeup

Bren: and because of that, if she misses her mouth she'll have to take off like an entire section of makeup

Bren: and its like so easy to miss your mouth without a mirror

Ryebread: k but how would you know

Bren: Ryan

Bren: honey

Bren: I often miss my mouth when I'm eating

Bren: I assume its just as easy to do that with lipstick

Ryebread: wait how do you know lipstick is last

Ryebread: are you secretly a drag queen Brendon

Bren: yup you caught me

Bren: the secret is out guys

Bren: but no I've been with my sisters while they were doing makeup before

Bren: they lowkey used to ask me which shade of eyeshadow and which lip gloss they should use cause I have a better sense of fashion than them

Ryebread: hm

Ryebread: wait are you texting and driving

Ryebread: B r e n d o n  U r i e

Ryebread: you are going to get yourself killed

Bren: good

Bren: my mom is driving tho so not today sweetie

Ryebread: oh

Ryebread: well that's a damn shame

Bren: wow

Bren: love you too Ry :)

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Y'all I fell asleep at like 8 last night with gum in my mouth and woke up half an hour later choking on it so that was fun

My brother after I had to explain to him how to use a water bottle and decided to say "You pull it up then suck"

Bitch never fucking called on me when I had my hand raised but its chill I guess