Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Ryebread: bless you

Bren: excuse me

Ryebread: I

Ryebread: I was gonna type something else

Ryebread: and then my roommate sneezed

Ryebread: and I typed bless you instead of saying it to her

Bren: classic ?

Ryebread: I truly am a moron

Bren: are you just realizing this

Ryebread: well no but

Ryebread: just making sure you know

Bren: trust me honey

Bren: I know

Ryebread: oh

Ryebread: ok

Ryebread: higkey rude but its chill

Bren: :)

Bren: wait can I meet your roommate

Ryebread: why tho

Bren: idk just want to

Bren: gotta see who's essentially parenting you

Ryebread: k first of all I can take care of myself she is not my mother

Ryebread: sure I'd probably forget to eat lunch and dinner most of the time without her but still

Ryebread: and second of all she's like literally never at our apartment so it'd be kinda hard for you to meet her

Bren: well what the fuck does she do

Ryebread: I honestly don't know

Ryebread: probably out "studying"

Bren: well of course

Bren: what else would she be doing

Ryebread: hhmmmmmmmm

Ryebread: getting high, probably

Bren: I'm sorry

Bren: I didn't know your roommate was Jonathan Jacob Walker

Ryebread: throwback

Ryebread: do you still talk to him

Ryebread: cause like I rarely do

Bren: not really

Bren: I talk to Spencer a lot

Ryebread: yeah so do I

Ryebread: we gotta fix that Jon thing tho

Bren: yeah but I don't remember his kik so like

Ryebread: wow you have trash memory

Bren: well do you remember

Ryebread: well no but

Ryebread: I know Spencers

Ryebread: and Spencer will know Jons

Spence Wishes he wasn't alive has been added to the chat by Ryebread Is lowkey depressed

Spence: fuck

Spence: what do you want

Ryebread: well hello to you too my dear best friend

Spence: I'm just trying to chill and peacefully live my life ok I don't need this

Bren: me when my professors give me work over breaks

Ryebread: mood

Ryebread: but anyways

Ryebread: we need Jons kik cause we're both dumb

Spence: hnnnngggggg

Jon Isn't Passing College has been added to the chat by Spence Wishes he wasn't alive

Jon: fuck

Spence: same

Jon: Spencer why would you do this to me

Spence: I didn't want to put up with Brendon complaining because I didn't do what he said

Jon: hm

Jon: understandable

Bren: love you too guys :)

Spence: excuse me but I never said I love you

Bren: wow

Bren: well fuck you then

Spence: thank you darling

Bren: you're welcome sweetie

Spence: :)

Bren: :)

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I tried to straighten my hair for the concert and after like half an hour it went from curly to very wavy
So I learned something Sunday
And that is that my hair will literally never be straight

My English final is tomorrow and I'm stressed
But like its literally gonna be so easy so I don't know why I'm stressed
I think its just a natural instinct to be stressed when I have to take a test

I don't get people who carry their bags on one shoulder
Like ???
There's two straps for a reason ?
Its so much easier to carry if you use both
Only using one doesn't make you look cool fam sorry