Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren: yoooo

Bren:

Bren: it's finally Spook Season™

Ryebread:  ,,, it's literally the middle of July where did you find these

Bren: I have no fucking clue I just opened the cupboard and now my day is absolutely amazing it can not go wrong now nothing can ruin this

Ryebread: what about the fact that you don't have the blueberry ones

Ryebread: cause those are the best and I'll fight you on that

Bren: uhmmmm I hope you're ready to fight sweaty

Bren: because uhhhhhh the chocolate are the best

Ryebread: wow basic

Ryebread: strawberry are absolutely disgusting tho and just seeing that you have a box of it offends me

Bren: ummm yeah I can agree with you on that

Bren: I don't know why we have them I don't think any of us eat them

Bren: maybe Kara does I don't know

Ryebread: Disown Kara Right Now

Bren: Jesus it's just cereal calm down

Bren: I mean they aren't even that bad really they're just the worst out of the Spooky Halloween Cereals™

Ryebread: I'm Going To Disown You

Bren: christ

Bren: what is it with you and hating strawberry things

Ryebread: they're all really bad at imitating a strawberry flavor and it's offensive

Ryebread: the only good artificial strawberry is laffy taffy

Bren: bruh

Bren: strawberry laffy taffy is nasty

Bren: the banana ones tho

Bren: those are the shit

Ryebread: oh yeah obviously

Ryebread: the green apple are hella good too

Bren: honestly all laffy taffy flavors are amazing and other candies need to step up their game

Ryebread: the grape aren't that good :/

Bren: ok but no grape artificial shit is good

Bren: grape flavoring doesn't taste anything like grape

Ryebread: it sure as hell tastes like purple tho

Bren: wow stealing lines from Tumblr now are we

Bren: honestly not surprised tbh it hasn't happened in a good amount of time it was bound to come back eventually

Ryebread: ,, was that a very subtle fourth wall break

Bren: well it was until you said that

Ryebread: oops

Ryebread: :/

Ryebread: wait can we end on that face it hasn't been done before

Bren: yeah sure go for it

Ryebread: aight

Ryebread: :/

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Y'all
We have the cedar point parade this Saturday
So we practiced for it yesterday
Meaning we marched around the field for twenty minutes straight in the 92 degree heat
So that fuckin killed me
It's bouta be worse at cedar Point tho, cause it's all left turns, and I'm on the right of the parade block
Boy was it a mistake putting me there my short ass can't take steps that big
Neither can Peter but I'm always the one who gets yelled at for being out of line even tho I can't move anywhere if Peter doesn't  but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's so fucking annoying tho like Patrick always starts screaming "Lines!!!!!" At first then he just starts yelling at me like,,, sis shut up its not my fault you try being only 5'5
Also I can't take as big of a step as he can cause of my drum
And again!!! Peter is in front of me !!! If you're gonna yell at anyone yell at him I can't do anything without him moving

God he just gets so pissed off at the slightest mistake it's so annoying
At last weeks game the director moved us to the left really suddenly, but it was also around a corner, so we were in diagonal lines for like literally two seconds and this kid just starts freaking out like literally shut up

Also !!! (God I'm sorry y'all are probably so annoyed with this)
At the game we had to go through a gate, so Peter had to turn sideways so he could get the quads through
So I had to fall back just a little bit so I didn't run into the quads
And Patrick just gets so fucking pissed at this, and I'm just like sis calm down. Would you rather have a broken set of quads that we have to fundraise to repair for the next twenty years, or have someone a centimeter out of line for two seconds

Anyways, on a lighter note
Yesterday in Latin we were going over some derivatives cause those are usually bonus on a test, and the word was like nasceo or something
And my ass was like, wow that looks like nascar
So I whisper that, and my best friend in that class who sits right in front of me heard, and she just starts cracking up, and that made me start laughing
So we had another incident of the two of us laughing our asses off while the rest of the class is confused as hell
Which happens a lot tbh