Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren: you know what else I don't understand

Ryebread: no offense but a lot of things probably

Bren: 🖕

Bren: but specifically about parents

Ryebread: oh boy

Bren: why is it that they feel the need to tell cashiers their life story

Bren: like they're working a shitty minimum wage job they don't care

Bren: "but its their job to care"

Bren: no

Bren: its their job to ring up your shit, put it in a bag, and take your money

Bren: they're not you're fucking therapist they aren't being paid to care about your day

Ryebread: ,, what did your mom say to them this time

Bren: so

Bren: earlier today we were at CVS right

Bren: and my mom puts her shit on the counter, which is a bottle of advil and some lipstick

Ryebread: ,,, interesting combination but continue

Bren: and the cashier does her usual "Hi how are you"

Bren: and my mom just fucking

Bren: "well my sister is getting married this weekend but I haven't talked to her in six years and didn't actually get invited but I'm going anyways, and I know that theres gonna be some loud kids there so I'm bringing this whole bottle of advil with me. Also my cat just died and my son is depressed because he hasn't seen his boyfriend in over two months. How are you?"

Bren: and the cashier just kinda really quietly goes "I'm fine thanks"

Ryebread: aw your mom brought up me I feel honored

Bren: well I mean technically it was me but

Ryebread: yeah but it was because of me

Bren: and how do you know she wasn't talking about Matt or mason she didn't give any names

Ryebread: because she said "my son hasn't seen his boyfriend"

Ryebread: Matt is married

Ryebread: Mason is engaged

Ryebread: both with women

Bren: hmmmmm

Bren: I suppose you have a point

Ryebread: WAIT

Ryebread: SPRINKLES DIED ??

Bren: yeah  :/

Ryebread: fuck

Ryebread: she was my favorite member of your family

Bren: wow thanks

Bren: the dogs wouldn't stop chasing her old feeble heart around tho it was depressing

Ryebread: I'm gonna fight your dogs

Ryebread: I'm also gonna cry on this damn plane with this creepy ass 40 year old watching me

Bren: wait let me find a meme to cheer you up

Ryebread: and they say romance is dead

Bren:

Ryebread: I literally fucking hate that wow

Ryebread: that definitely just put me in a worse mood thanks Bren

Bren: well fuck I'm sorry my meme wasn't good enough for you

Bren: they can't all meet your impossible standards

Ryebread: I'm sorry that I prefer them to be good and not fucking abominations such as that

Bren: like I said impossible standards

Ryebread: ok yeah never mind that's fair

Ryebread: good memes are rare in this economy 

Bren: now that half of them are hate symbols

Ryebread: we dont talk about that

Ryebread: also its only one dont exaggerate things

Bren: yeah well fuck off

Ryebread: 🖕

Bren: :)

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Yall does anyone else remember Lemonade Mouth or was that some weird ass fever dream I had

It's gonna be really fucking hot this week and I hate everything
Why on the one week of summer that I'm gonna be outside for more than a few minutes
I really can't wait to sweat off 20 pounds and get hella sun burnt 

Also I'm fucking exhausted
I was so tired all day yesterday cause I set an alarm for 7 so I could kinda get used to it, but then when it came time to sleep I'm fucking wide awake, laying in bed until 3 a.m trying to fall the fuck to sleep