Bren: do you think ghosts are real
Ryebread: they,,, might be
Bren: are you just sayingt that because you think one might be listening
Ryebread: ,, what are they listening to
Ryebread: the sound of my fingers hitting a screen ?
Ryebread: cause I don't think that's doing much for them
Bren: oh my god
Bren: are you just saying that because you're afraid a ghost might be reading this
Ryebread: what if there's only one ghost here and it can't read
Bren: and why exactly wouldn't it be able to
Ryebread: man I don't know
Ryebread: what if it's like
Ryebread: a baby ghost
Bren: ummm ok so
Bren: that's incredibly morbid and I'm gonna stop you right now
Ryebread: guess who doesn't think before he speaks
Ryebread: well
Ryebread: type, I guess
Ryebread: anyways the answer is me
Bren: yeah sweetie I know
Ryebread: wow
Ryebread: anyways
Ryebread: what if the ghost is like really old and illiterate
Bren: a majority of ghosts are old yes
Bren: but also a majority of old people are literate
Ryebread: no that's not what I mean
Ryebread: like
Ryebread: what if it's someone from the 1500s or something
Ryebread: who never learned how to read or write
Bren: jesus you put way too much thought into the simplest of questions
Bren: that's not even the original question fuck
Bren: all it I ask was if ghosts were real
Ryebread: yeah and that branched off into random bullshit, like literally all of our conversations
Ryebread: but at least we're still relates to the original topic that usually doesn't happen
Bren: ,, I suppose you have a point
Ryebread: see I'm smart
Bren: well no i wouldn't go that far
Ryebread: oh :(
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Man don't you just love barely being able to move without your back feeling like it's gonna kill itself
Our band director was in a really bad mood yesterday and kept us outside all of yesterday, with pretty much no breaks
Only one, that was only two minutes, and we weren't allowed to put the instruments down
I slept sitting up last night cause it hurt too much to lay down
Which yknow is probably just gonna make it worse in the long run but whateverAnyways
I'm pretty sure there's a spider living in my ceiling so that's just lovely
I saw it crawl up there through the light cause it's a little bit off the ceiling, which definitely isn't safe but fuck it if it falls it falls
And I haven't seen it again since so I'm just kind of hoping that it doesn't have a fuck ton of babies
I mean I'll only have to deal with it for another two weeks til we move out but stillYo we're playing dodge ball in history today and honestly I have no fucking clue why but it gets me out of learning so it's gonna be fucking lit
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Ryden Hell: The Sequel
FanfictionB!: heyyyyy Ryebread: hey ? Ryebread: whomst B!: wow already forgot huh B!: here maybe this will help Bren!: ? Ryebread: oh my god Sequel to the shit storm that is Ryden Kik But this one actually has some semblance of a plot, a true miracle