Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Ryebread: do you ever stop to think

Bren: no

Ryebread: k mood but like also how dare you interrupt me

Bren: well maybe if you didn't space out your texts so fucking much I wouldn't be able to

Ryebread: k

Ryebread: first of all

Ryebread: bitch

Ryebread: second of all

Ryebread: do you ever think about how whenever you step on an ant

Ryebread: or smash a spider

Ryebread: or spray a cockroach to death with an entire can of raid

Ryebread: you're single handedly ending a line of reproduction that goes back millions of years

Ryebread: just cause it has too many legs for your liking

Bren: k

Bren: well

Bren: sometimes that's just how the cookie crumbles bitch

Bren: maybe if they looked cuter it wouldn't be a problem

Bren: I wouldn't throw shoes at them if they weren't so damn ugly

Ryebread: wow

Ryebread: how would you feel if someone said that to you damn

Ryebread: like "sorry I wouldn't be trying to kill you if you weren't an eye sore"

Bren: honestly I don't think I'd care that much

Bren: like I'd probably be offended at first

Bren: but then I'd just be like

Bren: yeah that's fair

Ryebread: k but like you aren't an eye sore tho so that's a lie

Bren: bitch

Bren: have you seen my face

Ryebread: I have actually

Ryebread: and uuuuhhhh

Ryebread: I know that your wrong

Bren: my wrong what

Ryebread: god damn it

Bren: now you know what its like sweaty :)

Ryebread: k well fuck you sweaty :)

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Y'all I found a yearbook from like second grade and one of the pictures of the teachers is in black and white but the rest aren't

I asked my brother if he knew why and I guess it was cause he has monochromacy, which is like complete color blidness, only seeing in different shades of gray
They really fucking did Mr. Soeder like that damn

So my mom is putting together a picture board for my brothers graduation and I'm in a lot of them and

I used to be so fucking cute
Like honestly how did I get so ugly fam what happened
Those tooth gaps tho
Glad those fixed themselves cause I don't want metal in my mouth
Those bangs too god they're a mess
Thanks mom

So yesterday I discovered that I can't watch Netflix with my air conditioning on cause its too damn loud
So I can either sweat to death, or turn on subtitles
But if I turn on subtitles I also have to put on my glasses cause your girl is blind as fuck
And if I put on my glasses I get a headache, cause I never wear them despite being blind
And that's a whole bunch of first world problems god damn