Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren: do you remember that one game

Ryebread: oh yeah I loved that game

Bren: shut off

Ryebread:  ?????

Ryebread: that's a new one

Bren: ,, I was gonna say shut up

Bren: but then I was like nah maybe fuck off would be better

Bren: but I'd already typed shut and forgot to delete it

Bren: and thus, shut off was born

Ryebread: ,,, you act like you invented the phrase "shut off"

Bren: anyways the game

Bren: it was like a limbo game

Bren: but instead of a bar it was a fucking chicken or something

Ryebread: ,,, what kind of games did your parents buy you

Bren: and like the chicken had really long legs cause it was in the middle but it had to reach to both ends

Bren: but basically if you actually used it for limbo you were going under a chickens ass

Ryebread: I'm scared to ask but what else would you use it for

Bren: idk sometimes me and Kara would beat each other up with the chickens legs

Ryebread: what the literal fuck

Bren: but like do you know what I'm talking about

Ryebread: I have absolutely no fucking clue I have never heard of this game in my entire life

Bren: hold up I'm gonna find a picture

Bren:

Ryebread: FUCK WAIT I REMEMBER THAT

Ryebread: thanks for bringing back repressed memories bren

Ryebread: that piece of shit is terrifying

Bren:  ,,, it's just a chicken

Ryebread: BUT LOOK AT IT'S FACE, BRENDON

Bren: calm down

Ryebread: that thing is pure evil

Bren: goodness what did that chicken do to you

Ryebread: it murdered my family

Bren: uhmmmm

Bren: I don't think that's correct

Ryebread: yeah well what do you know

Bren: that a fucking toy chicken didn't kill anyone in your family

Ryebread: you can't prove that

Bren: well yeah you're right I can't but I think its pretty unlikely

Ryebread: fuck you you don't know my life

Bren: uhmmmm that's debatable sweaty

Ryebread: oh

Ryebread: well

Ryebread: fuck me then I guess

Bren: if you want to  ;)

Ryebread: uhmm no

Bren: oh :(

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I forgot how much I hate school :/
My hand writing was fucking trash yesterday I feel so bad for the teachers that have to try to read that shit
Literally in Latin, the only class we actually did work in, I fucking rewrote my name three times because it was so bad
I also forgot how fucking hot it gets in that building
A lot of my classes are on the third floor, and when I went down to theology 4th period, which is on the second floor, the teacher was like  "Are you ok? You're sweating profusely"
And I'm just like yeah I was just on the third floor for over two hours
And he just makes a really disgusting looking face and nods

My history teacher is really fucking chill tho I love him
When he was going over class rules and what not he was like
"Ok, when you go to the bathroom you need to take a pass. Ladies, this is yours, there's some 'feminine products' if you need them. And gents, I felt like I had to put something in yours cause like equality and all that, so you get hand sanitizer"

I really fucking hate my lab partner too
He's a really smart kid but he doesn't try at all in class so guess who's bouta be doing all the work in labs 
And I'm complete trash at science so guess who's gonna fail bio

Y'all our percussion section in symphonic band had a major fucking downsize
We lost five people and only got two more so now there's only 6 of us
Peter is the only boy I feel so bad for him
#BringBackCam2k18
The boy was annoying but he was really good and boy could we use a seventh