Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Ryebread: I just learned that there are actual real live people in this world that do not preheat their ovens before they cook something

Bren: what the literal fuck

Ryebread: exactly

Bren: wait but the food won't be cooked all the way

Ryebread: they just put it in for like an extra ten minutes

Ryebread: but like that's so stupid just pre heat your fucking oven

Zeee: ok but do you actually know someone who does this or did you just read it somewhere

Ryebread: no I actually know someone who does this

Bren: what kind of demons are you hanging out with Ryan

Bren: god I leave you for two years and you make friends with fucking antichrist

Zeee: can you tell me who so I know to never talk to them for as long as I can avoid it

Ryebread: her name

Ryebread: is Hayley Nichole Williams

Bren: y o u  l i v e  w i t h  t h e  a n t i c h r i s t

Will.i.ams: I am

Will.i.ams: offended

Zeee: god you even spell your middle name weird

Will.i.ams: still not my fault and also fuck off

Bren: Hayley I have a very important question for you

Bren: where were you born and raised

Will.i.ams: wow stalker much

Will.i.ams: and also Mississippi

Bren: hm

Bren: makes sense

Will.i.ams: how so

Bren: everyone from Mississippi grows up to be some form of the antichrist

Will.i.ams: see I would argue but you're not exactly wrong

Bren: really

Bren: cause I would've said that about any state

Bren: like if you were born in Nevada then I would've had to sacrifice my boyfriend

Bren: if you said Utah I would've sacrificed myself

Ryebread: how exactly is it a sacrifice

Bren: I don't know man I couldn't think of a better way to word it

Ryebread: mood

Zeee: wait you were born in Utah

Bren: yup

Bren: why do you think my parents are Mormon

Will.i.ams: wow that's religionist

Ryebread: wow that's not a word

Will.i.ams:

Will.i.ams: :)

Ryebread: k but you didn't use it right

Will.i.ams: fight me sweaty

Ryebread: 🖕

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,,, Pray for the wicked
I am,, shook
But not in the best way
Idk I had some pretty high hopes (no pun intended) for this album but,, it's not that great
Like I really liked Say Amen, Silver Lining, and High Hopes. When King of the Clouds came out I was hoping that would be that one song every album has that I don't like as much
Boy was I wrong
I feel like a lot of y'all are gonna think differently tho so just do me a favor and don't kill me

Dying In LA tho, that song screams Ryan Ross
Its also one of my favorites on the album. Not for that reason, just cause its amazing
Roaring 20s I didn't really like at first, but now I'm starting to love it. I really love the line "Roll me like a blunt cause I wanna go home"
Dancings not a crime? Did you mean: my favorite song on this album? A literally bop, banger, and jam?
Im not the biggest fan of One Of The Drunks, but its not a song that I absolutely can't stand. Like when it plays on the record I won't skip it
Old Fashioned is lowkey boppin
The Overpass, very gay, I love
And then Hey Look Ma, I made it I like, but I'm very concerned when it comes to the video

But anyway, thanks for coming to my album review
I realize that I kinda contradicted myself cause I like a majority of the songs idk I just kinda thought it would be better

In other news, I threw out my back yesterday and like
Lol who knew that in a month I'll be turning 80 not 15
But like literally what the fuck
That's what I get for trying to be fit