Ryden Hell: The Sequel

cxvi

Bren: you know what I really don't fucking understand

Bren: why is it

Bren: that in every movie about The Wild West™

Bren: the cowboys are always all

Bren: "this town ain't big enough for the two of us"

Bren: like ????

Bren: aight that's chill but you don't have to kill each other one of you can just go to another town

Ryebread: no but see if they did that there would be the problem of every other town having a cowboy already

Ryebread: so at some point someone has to die

Ryebread: also if they just kept moving towns there wouldn't be a plot ??

Ryebread: it would just be them moving from town to town across the boring ol desert

Bren: Make The Towns Bigger

Bren: that's the whole movie plot

Bren: just,,, building

Bren: and making friends with the cowboy who wanted to murder you while building

Ryebread: ,, bob the builder

Ryebread: minus the killing of course

Bren: uhmmmm no

Bren: first of all Bob the builder would totally kill a bitch

Bren: second of all my boi Bob just fixed stuff he didn't build it

Bren: it's literally in the theme song

Ryebread: ok yeah shut up

Ryebread: hot take: handy manny is better than Bob the builder

Bren: b i t c h

Bren: you best take that the fuck back

Bren: bob is the original ok he's so much better

Bren: Manny is just some cheap knock off

Ryebread: k but at least they never changed how Manny looked cause let's be real the new bob isn't right

Bren:  ,,, alright you make a good point

Bren: but handy manny is rated lower and was cancelled sooner sooooo

Bren: bob is statistically better

Ryebread:  uhmmmm fuck numbers who needs em

Bren: me when I'm trying to win an argument but have no other valid points

Ryebread: wow what a mood

Bren: Stop Saying Mood It's Dead

Ryebread: I'll stop when I'm dead

Bren: uhmmmm that can be arranged

Ryebread: wow are you threatening me

Ryebread: that is

Ryebread: so unbelievably rude

Ryebread: but also understandable so you know it's ok

Bren: ,, wasn't apologizing but alright

Ryebread: wow fuck you then

Bren: :)

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There's this cadence we play called Jig 2 right
And at the beginning of it is just the quads playing marry had a little lamb
But Peter changed it
We finally did it y'all
We spent like half of a sectional yesterday learning to play jig but with the Mii channel theme instead of mary had a little lamb

We always drum battle one school, and our goal with this is to confuse the hell out of them cause like every drum line knows jig
In Peters words "They're gonna be confused, then they're gonna be shook. Then we're gonna go into jig and they'll be way too shook to join in"

Y'all I have a history test today and I'm bouta fricken bomb it
I literally suck at history and I hate it
I just don't get why we need to know it ?? Like I don't give a damn about what these dudes did back in the 1400s