Ryden Hell: The Sequel

xlvi

Bren: yo who the fuck decided that we should stop sleeping with stuffed animals as we get older

Bren: cause I have a real fucking huge problem with them

Bren: like those nights where the depression really hits hard and you don't wanna bother your boyfriend who lives thousands of miles away cause you know he's probably sleeping

Bren: get yourself a bear and life is all good for a bit

Bren: like this lil fucker right here

Bren:

Bren: comforting as fuck

Bren: and its eyes are covered by fur so I know the government isn't watching me sleep

Ryebread: I mean

Ryebread: there's still the phone camera

Bren: no the phones are Mark Zuckerburgs territory

Ryebread: no his territory is computer cameras

Ryebread: cause no one uses Facebook anymore except for middle aged moms who don't know how their phones work

Bren: fuck you're right

Bren: now I gotta put tape over my phone camera shit

Ryebread: nah fam you gotta throw the whole phone away

Ryebread: live in an underground bunker with no technology

Ryebread: make sure you got that tinfoil hat tho

Ryebread: wouldn't want the government reading your mind

Zeee: ryan are you ok

Ryebread: Elizabeth

Ryebread: you have known me for 20 years

Ryebread: so answer this

Ryebread: have I ever been ok

Zeee: good point and also mood

Zeee: well actually

Zeee: you were ok for like two minutes when you were just born

Ryebread: nope

Ryebread: not even then

Ryebread: I was still crying then

Ryebread: and I'm still crying now just internally

Bren: wow how edgy

Ryebread: you know it darling :)

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Don't you really fucking love it when your friends are like
"Oh my god you should have come to this thing we didn't invite you to, it was so much fun you totally should've been there"
Cause that's like my favorite thing in the world

Y'all my brothers grad party is today and my mom made literally everything green and white cause those are our school
And like
Mom no
Mom stop
He hates that school and wants nothing to do with it