Ryebread: did you know that it took 3 people to write the Max and Ruby theme song
Bren: what
Bren: the fuck
Bren: its literally six words
Bren: and half of them are only used once
Ryebread: I mean theres music too
Ryebread: but still how hard can it be to create music to go along with "Max and Ruby,,, Ruby and Max"
Ryebread: also
Ryebread: fun fact
Ryebread: when you search Max and Ruby the second picture to come up is this
Ryebread:
Bren: that is
Bren: such a god damn mood
Ryebread: and theres more like that in the theme song too and like
Ryebread: who thought animating those faces was a good idea
Ryebread: I mean its hilarious but like
Ryebread:
Ryebread: what
Ryebread:
Ryebread: the
Ryebread:
Ryebread: fuck
Bren: I have a theory
Bren: they didn't have any parents because Max killed them
Ryebread: I honestly wouldn't doubt it
Ryebread: that bunny is a demon
Bren: but hey
Bren: that's just a theory
Bren: a film theory thanks for watching
Ryebread: goddamn it
Ryebread: oh also
Ryebread: fun fact
Ryebread: max is into bondage
Bren: e x c u s e m e
Ryebread:
Bren: look at Ruby
Bren: that sick freak is enjoying it
Bren: Ruby that is your brother
Bren: this is not legal
Ryebread: god why'd you have to make it even weirder
Ryebread: like man fuck that
Bren: ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
Ryebread: also why are there a bunch of children shouting max and Ruby at the
Bren: its so you know its a kids show
Bren: with Max's kinks and all the parents might be confused
Zeee: y'all need to stop
Ryebread: you can't make us
Zeee: brendon I know where you live I'm coming to fight you
Zeee: and Ryan
Zeee: I'll be waiting for whenever you come back here again
Ryebread: well fuck
Ryebread: guess I can never go back to Vegas
Will.i.ams: don't you already have a plane ticket
Ryebread: shhhhh
Ryebread: go away Hayley
Will.i.ams: mmm no you
Ryebread: mmm I asked you first
Will.i.ams: shit you're right
Will.i.ams: fuck you ross
Ryebread: :)
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Why is summer almost over this is not fair in the slightest
Like it doesn't even feel like summer tbh, I have so much damn work to do
Oh, you wanted a break from school? Nah, heres three books. Do six questions on all of them and make sure you take notes because youre writing an essay too. Also heres a math packet filled with stuff you'll be learning next year, make sure you complete it, showing all of your work and getting every question right even though you haven't learned this yetI thought I would be getting more sleep over the summer, but here I am, bags under my eyes deeper than ever
In other news, I finally found out how to get my brother to do something for me
YOU ARE READING
Ryden Hell: The Sequel
FanfictionB!: heyyyyy Ryebread: hey ? Ryebread: whomst B!: wow already forgot huh B!: here maybe this will help Bren!: ? Ryebread: oh my god Sequel to the shit storm that is Ryden Kik But this one actually has some semblance of a plot, a true miracle