Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren: how many apple seeds do you think it would take to kill someone

Ryebread: ,, why

Bren: my mom just went shopping and she bought this huge ass bag of apples and like

Bren: now I'm thinking some cyanide poisoning might be pretty nice

Ryebread: what the fuck brendon

Bren: don't question it just tell me how many seeds I need to eat

Will.i.ams: you're not a fucking bird what is this

Bren: fight me Hayley what if a bird is my fursona

Will.i.ams: oh jesus christ shut the fuck up

Ryebread: ,, anyways

Ryebread: you'd need to eat two hundred apple seeds and chew each of them to get cyanide poisoning

Bren: why did you have to add that I'd need to chew them like how else would I eat them

Ryebread: idk they're pretty small so you could probably just swallow them

Will.i.ams: you'd know a lot about swallowing wouldn't you Brendon ;)

Ryebread: k now its your turn to shut up

Bren: ,,, anyways moving on

Bren: about how many apples do you think I'd need to eat to get that many seeds

Ryebread: do you really think I know how many seeds are in an apple

Bren: well you know how many it would take to kill me soooo

Ryebread: Bren

Ryebread: darling

Ryebread: g o o g l e

Bren: ok well just google this one for me too

Ryebread: do it yourself you lazy bitch

Bren: mmmm no fuck you

Will.i.ams: k so while y'all were arguing about who should do the googling I did the googling and there's around five seeds per apple

Will.i.ams: it depends but

Will.i.ams: so you'd need around 1000 apples

Bren: ,, fuck I think we need to go back to the store

Ryebread: you're gonna be the kid we read about in math textbooks

Bren: excuse you I am an adult

Ryebread: hardly

Bren: wow ok fight me

Ryebread: mmmm maybe when I get back to Vegas

Bren: ,, fine

Bren: speaking of which tho when will that be

Bren: asking for a friend

Ryebread: well I just bombed my last final so soon

Bren: I need dates ryan

Ryebread: uh no fuck you I don't wanna open a calendar

Bren: lol who still uses those

Ryebread: Hayley highkey made me write it down cause she knew I'd forget

Bren: Hayley is basically your mother

Ryebread: I mean

Ryebread: lowkey

Will.i.ams: and you're about to leave me how dare you

Ryebread: yup

Will.i.ams: how could you do this to me

Ryebread: uhm because fuck you that's why

Will.i.ams: oh

Will.i.ams: :(

Ryebread: :)

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Tøp are really out here robbing y'all aren't they
Like I looked cause I was curious and at the venue closest to me a seat farthest away from the stage is $171
What reason could there be to make tickets that expensive god damn

So this is how my life is going rn
Anyways how are y'all doing