B!: heyyyyy
Ryebread: hey ?
Ryebread: whomst
B!: wow already forgot huh
B!: here maybe this will help
Bren!: ?
Ryebread: oh my god
Sequel to the shit storm that is Ryden Kik
But this one actually has some semblance of a plot, a true miracle
Bren: what do you think would happen if people could see who swiped left on their tinder
Ryebread: well
Ryebread: if the purge ever actually happened
Bren: ,, that's not what I asked
Ryebread: sshhh
Ryebread: instead of murdering like life long enemies
Ryebread: we'd probably murder those people
Bren: hm
Bren: killing people during the purge doesn't seem worth it tho tbh
Bren: like why murder your neighbor who leaves his dogs out to bark at 5 a.m and mows his lawn at 7 a.m
Bren: when you can rob a bank
Bren: you can get rich, Ryan
Bren: instead of killing someone during the purge, rob a bank and then hire a hitman after the night is over
Bren: but also if I could see who swiped left on my tinder they wouldn't live to see the purge
Ryebread: are you admitting to having a tinder
Ryebread: B r e n d o n
Bren: no I don't have one but like
Bren: hypothetically
Ryebread: mhm
Bren: do you not believe me
Bren: cause I will show you all of my apps ryan I don't have tinder
Ryebread: no I believe you
Ryebread: I just find it fun to give you mini heart attacks
Bren: wow fuck you
Bren: but do you agree with me on the purge thing tho
Ryebread: oh yeah definitely
Ryebread: go get yourself some free designer clothes
Ryebread: go to a grocery store bitch food is expensive
Ryebread: and if you have time left at the end of the night
Ryebread: then you can murder your son of a bitch neighbor
Zeee: I love how you both think you'll survive the first ten minutes of the purge
Zeee: like while y'all are out there trying to get a free pizza there's gonna be people murdering whoever they see
Zeee: and y'all are weak ok there's no way you'll survive
Ryebread: thanks Z
Bren: you're so optimistic
Zeee: ok well please tell me how you think you'll survive
Bren: I'll stay in my house and send Ryan to steal shit for me
Ryebread: wow thanks Bren
Bren: you're welcome Ry :)
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Some gems from what I missed in the latin group chat while I was dying
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My friends grandma got me this for my birthday and like ??? I'm in love with it ?? Like I usually don't wear jewelry at all but this is so fucking pretty I love it so much
y'all so my school is changing up the lunches so instead of the painted cardboard they're giving us fresh baked shit which is nice and all, but they're also getting new cash registers that are basically just computers and I'm really concerned as to where they're getting the money to do this Like we just blew so much fucking money on a turf field that can't bring in money cause we didn't have space or funding for bleachers We just bought new desks and shit for a majority of the classrooms We're blowing even more money on new uniforms for the football team even tho they were just replaced two years ago Man I swear if tuition goes up even higher I'm just dropping out We're not very financially responsible at this school
