Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren: can you imagine if like

Bren: we get married one day

Bren: and adopt a kid or two

Bren: and they ask how we met

Bren: boy will that be a story

Ryebread: "well, you see honey, your dad was hella thirsty and decided to message the one kid in school he'd never talked to"

Bren: yeah but then you were like "dude I don't swing that way also I have a girlfriend"

Bren: and then just a few weeks later you're all "sike I kicked her ass to the curb, and I'm kinda gay now wanna go out"

Ryebread: k first of all you asked me out not the other way around

Bren: uhm no actually sweetie you asked me first then I complained cause I wanted to ask you

Ryebread: ,, whatever

Ryebread: anyways then you almost broke up with me cause you thought I was cheating on you with my cousin, then you actually did break up with me cause I *gasp* wanted to go to college, then you thought I was cheating on you again, but this time with my roommate

Ryebread: and that brings us to where we are now

Will.i.ams: Ryan I'm sensing quite a bit of bitterness in that last message are you alright

Ryebread: peachy :)

Bren: now wait just a second

Bren: let's not forget that time you thought that I was cheating on you cause you found a bra in my closest

Will.i.ams: wow y'all got a lot of trust issues

Bren: also I had reason to think you were dating Hayley soooo

Will.i.ams: y'all actually need to stop this started out so light hearted

Will.i.ams: stop being so fucking bitter about shit that happened years ago

Ryebread: wow look at you being a life coach

Will.i.ams: don't get bitchy with me you know I'm right

Ryebread:  ,,, maybe you are

Bren: lmao when is she not tho

Ryebread: you make a good point and it makes me mad

Bren: ???

Ryebread: cause I don't like when Hayley is right

Will.i.ams: wow you must not be happy a lot then

Ryebread: you're damn right I'm not

Will.i.ams: well that's depressing

Bren: yeah it comes with being alive

Will.i.ams:  ,,, oh

Bren: yeah :)

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Thank god it's Friday I fucking hate school
People always block my locker and I ask them to move and they just ignore me ????
Like fam I'd like to get home sometime today please
And then when she turns around to leave she doesn't even apologize like sis I know you saw me could you be aware of your surroundings for once in your entire life

Y'all I take back what I said about my lab partner being smart but not giving any effort
The dudes a fucking moron and I'd be better off with a rock as a lab partner
The teacher had us make a list of five terms having to do with biology, and she said to not give her some more scientific stuff, like mitosis, meiosis, DNA and RNA
You know what he says?
Life, plants, animals
We got kind of a good balance going tho, I'm getting all the answers for shit, and if we have to share our answers he'll do it cause boy is he a talkative one

The lights I put up around my room in like November are finally almost all burnt out :/
There's like 3/4 of a set that isn't out yet and it's highkey depressing