Ryden Hell: The Sequel

xxxiv

Bren!: every day we stray farther from gods light

Bren!:

Ryebread: Bren

Ryebread: honey

Ryebread: you're an atheist

Bren!: shut up ok

Bren!: just let me have the meme

Ryebread: not really a meme but alright

Ryebread: wait did you actually not know those existed

Bren!: I've never seen one before in my entire life

Ryebread: oh my god

Ryebread: are you serious tho

Bren!: 100%

Ryebread: see no I feel like you're lying

Bren!: no I've seriously never heard of these

Ryebread: dude

Ryebread: I used to see like

Ryebread: twenty commercials for these

Ryebread: in the span of ten minutes

Bren!: hm

Bren!: but like

Bren!: why do they exist

Ryebread: um its called a sponge and people use them to clean

Ryebread: I know you don't know what those are cause you're like rich or something and can afford a dish washer but

Bren!: excuse me they aren't that expensive

Ryebread: In This House We Are Poor

Ryebread: no but seriously its a miracle that me and my roommate can afford to eat even ramen every night

Bren!: wow

Bren!: I'm gonna like send you food or something

Ryebread: please actually do tho I've been eating the same thing every night for two years and it fucking sucks

Bren!: I'll consider it

Ryebread: wow

Ryebread: but anyways back to scrub daddy's

Bren!: don't say that

Bren!: ever again

Ryebread: :)

Bren!: I mean why the fuck would they name them that

Ryebread: because it's

Ryebread: Kinky™

Bren!: you stop that

Ryebread: it is

Ryebread: The Father Of Cleaning

Bren!: can you fucking not thanks

Ryebread: I cannot not

Bren!: wow

Bren!: fuck you then I guess

Ryebread: aw

Ryebread: thank you

Ryebread: :)

Bren!: you're welcome

Bren!: :)

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Do y'all ever wake up and then somehow convince yourself you only have five minutes until your alarm goes off even tho its actually only 2 in the morning
Cause I did that last night and now I'm more tired than I've ever been in my entire life
But you know its all good

3 days til the concert
We just got the brake drum
Lovely
Its so fucking loud tho
Like I was barely hitting it and you could hear it in the physics lab which is pretty far away from the gym

Throwback to that one time in seventh grade where I broke my arm like three days before a concert oops
My director like highkey hated me after that whoops

Y'all so I got like highkey pissed off yesterday
So we were practicing in the gym, right
And that means we need to bring over all of the drums
Usually no big deal
But we started late, meaning we ended later than usual, and had about two minutes until the bell rang when he dismissed us, usually when we're in the gym its around ten so we have time to get everything back before the bell
We got back like half of the drum set before the bell rang, and then four of the seven people we had that day left
Now two of them had a good reason, one had to get the bus and the other had a doctors appointment
But the other two left just because they didn't want to stay after school

So that left just me, Charlie, and Peter, to carry back the other half of the drum set, and literally every other percussion item we own
The three timpani, which have broken wheels so we need two people to carry each
The cart with the crash and suspended cymbal and a bunch of other shit
The bass, also with broken wheels
The snare
The bells and the table its on because the seniors two years ago dropped it and broke the stand (and kinda the bells themselves, keys fall off all the time)
The xylophone
The chimes
The other set of chimes that's a hell of a lot smaller
The China crash (aka trash crash cause it sounds like a fucking trash can)
The fucking gong

All with three people
And it was hot in the building cause fuck air conditioning you know, so we were all sweaty and nasty cause drums are heavy and we're weak
So I was in a fucking awful mood for the rest of the day
Still am now honestly