Ryebread: Brendon
Ryebread: can you please answer me Bren
Ryebread: I don't want to explain this to you over fucking kik so please just answer your damn phone
Zeee: damn it Ryan
Zeee: what did you do
Spence: y'all literally just got back together what the fuck is this
Ryebread: ok first of all its not my fault the author wanted to create unnecessary drama
Zeee: wow
Zeee: fourth wall who?
Spence: I don't know her
Ryebread: k y'all can either fuck off or help me get Brendon to answer me
Zeee: the second option sounds like way too much work sweetie sorry
Spence: honestly yeah
Ryebread: wow fuck you guys ok
Zeee: I mean what do you expect us to do
Zeee: you're the one that fucked up
Spence: wait what'd you even do
Ryebread: he thinks me and my roommate are dating
Ryebread: and to be fucking honest he has every right to think that cause she literally fucking said we were
Ryebread: but we aren't
Zeee: wait I'm confused
Zeee: if you're not a thing then why would she say you were
Bren: exactly what I'm thinking
Spence: holy shit he's alive
Bren: um actually no I'm Brendon so uh check yourself
Zeee: nice to know they can both still be little sarcastic bitches even when their relationship is in danger
Ryebread: bren can you let me explain this to you
Ryebread: like face to face and without Elizabeth watching over every word
Bren: you have
Bren: around 200 to 300 words
Ryebread: does that include or exclude dialogue tags
Bren: uuuhhh
Bren: includes
Bren: the author is too lazy to count it without the tags
Ryebread: hm
Ryebread: understandable I guess
Ryebread: I mean who has energy these days
Bren: certainly not me that's for sure
Ryebread: ain't that a mood
Bren: fight me
Ryebread: :)
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My theology final was yesterday and I definitely bombed it but its chill
Never thought I'd be saying that about theology wow
But it was all matching, and there was one section where the only word I knew was circumcision
Mr. Latona's going out with a bangI have Latin today and am highkey scared for it but you know that's also chill
I didn't study at all so we're just gonna pray honestly
But honestly I think I'll be somewhat fine ?
Cause according to my teacher, if we got an A+ both quarters we could just not show up to the final and still end the year with a C so its all good fam
And like we get two walks of shame, which is basically if you don't know the definition of a vocab word he'll give it to you
And I'm getting 15 bonus for knowing my grammar (I'm better at latin grammar than english and its highkey scary but whatever)Y'all
In about three hours
I will officially be a Free Woman™
For about two months
And then band camp starts
And then hell
But its chillSo the memorial day parade went right by my house and the band in it was off step and it like highkey bothered me
It amazes me how some high school bands have so many people
Like one school that we always play has enough sousaphones to spell out their schools name (which is eight)
We have one sousaphone
And he's not even that good
Other schools I've seen have had fucking armies of clarinets, we have one
Our rival school has triple the amount of people than we do
And I dont get it
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Ryden Hell: The Sequel
FanfictionB!: heyyyyy Ryebread: hey ? Ryebread: whomst B!: wow already forgot huh B!: here maybe this will help Bren!: ? Ryebread: oh my god Sequel to the shit storm that is Ryden Kik But this one actually has some semblance of a plot, a true miracle