Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Ryebread: remember Minecraft parodies

Bren: mmm that was easily the worst era we as human beings have ever gone through

Will.i.ams: quick question uh why the fuck are you thinking about Minecraft parodies

Will.i.ams: ryan I swear to god if you're listening to one I will personally assassinate you

Ryebread: you can't assassinate me I'm not important enough its just murder

Will.i.ams: You Will Be Killed By My Hands

Ryebread: damn ok

Ryebread: I'm not listening to one tho

Bren: then why were you thinking about them Ryan

Bren: prove that you're not listening to some shit by like fucking Captain Sparkles

Ryebread: its sparklez you uncultured swine

Bren: ok you're not helping your case

Ryebread: there's this kid sitting next to me who can't be older than 11 and he's listening to them really loudly

Will.i.ams: hmmmm

Will.i.ams: is he really 🤔🤔🤔

Bren: wait why are you sitting next to an 11 year old

Bren: what the fuck are you doing

Will.i.ams: because you usually don't get to choose who you're next to on a plane ??

Ryebread: H a y l e y

Ryebread: s h u t  u p

Will.i.ams: ,,, did Brendon not know

Bren: not know what

Zeee: bitch how fucking oblivious

Bren: 🖕

Will.i.ams: well you know that would explain why you told me not to say anything

Will.i.ams: but that was at 5 in the morning so I didn't process it oops

Ryebread: goddamn it Hayley

Zeee: do y'all not realize that he's not picking up on any of this

Zeee: like hes still clueless

Bren: yeah I'm like rereading shit trying to figure it out

Ryebread: what time is it in Vegas ?

Zeee: almost midnight

Ryebread: yeah that explains it

Ryebread: he's mentally checked out for the night

Bren: WAIT

Ryebread: oh ?

Ryebread: his last two brain cells are doing something

Will.i.ams: shut up that meme is dead

Bren: WHY WOULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU SON OF A BITCH

Zeee: chill

Ryebread: well I was /trying/ to make it a surprise

Will.i.ams: whoops

Bren: I can never forgive you for this smh

Bren: wait are you paying for wifi again

Ryebread: ,,, no

Bren: damn it Ryan we've been over this

Bren: stop 👏 wasting 👏 money 👏

Ryebread: it isn't a waste tho tbh

Bren: mhm

Bren: do I need to bring up the starbucks example again

Ryebread: well you already have soooo

Bren: yeah ?

Bren: fuck off

Ryebread: :) 

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When I'm old enough for a job, on my resume under special skills I'm gonna write "Being able to connect literally anything, especially songs,  to Ryan Ross and/or Ryden" and I'm literally never going to get hired

How do I play in a "latin groove"
What does this mean, Mr campus

Apparently we're doing a latin theme, according to the email with all the music, but we're playing Havana by Camila Cabello and I really don't see how that's latin but ok

Also one of the songs has two parts for bass but they're wildly different so idk what I should do there but y'all already know I ain't about to ask