Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Ryebread: you know that feel when like

Ryebread: you hear your voice in a video for the first time in a while and youre just like

Ryebread: god damn people listen to this fool ?

Bren: ok but your voice is literally soothing as fuck

Bren: like I could highkey fall asleep super fucking easily just because I'm listening to you talk

Will.i.ams: that's fucking adorable

Ryebread: wow are you calling me boring 😡😡😡

Bren: fuck off I literally just said its because youre calming

Ryebread: lmao I wish I could sleep just listening to my dumb ass think

Ryebread: but nope

Ryebread: instead I lie awake questioning my existence

Bren: Edgy™

Ryebread: but anyways I wasn't really talking about how my voice sounds but more of like

Ryebread: how much stupid shit comes out of my mouth without me realizing

Bren: such as ?

Ryebread: "my bones are glow sticks and my blood is the juice"

Bren: k but you didn't say that you typed it

Ryebread: the point still stands tho

Bren: mmmm no sweetie

Bren: I need Real Spoken Things

Ryebread: god you're gonna make me use my brain how dare you

Will.i.ams: I would like to provide a few examples

Ryebread: oh no

Will.i.ams: now keep in mind that these were said while he was drunk

Ryebread: o h  n o

Bren: R y a n

Bren: since when do you drink

Will.i.ams: it was only one time

Will.i.ams: but he said a lot of stupid shit

Will.i.ams: such as

Will.i.ams: "the illuminati is so much fucking better than the government"

Ryebread: I mean

Ryebread: I don't remember saying this but I wasn't wrong

Will.i.ams: one of my friends: is this flamable?
Ryan: anything is flamable if you try hard enough

Will.i.ams: "the government's corrupt, but you know what? So am I"

Bren: the biggest fucking mood

Ryebread: ok Hayley that is enough

Will.i.ams: wait wait wait this is my favorite one

Will.i.ams: I ate the last piece of pizza and he looked me right in the eye and said "I will send you to the seventh circle of hell"

Ryebread: are you sure I was drunk

Ryebread: like that sounds like something I'd say sober

Will.i.ams: I mean that is true but I'm pretty sure you were drunk

Ryebread: hm

Ryebread: well I'm pretty sure youre full of shit

Will.i.ams: oh

Ryebread: :)

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My immature ass got bored

Throwback to two days ago when i was ranting to Peter about something and as soon as I sent this long ass text, the first thing he said was
"K I was able to make a sandwich and eat half of it while you were typing can you chill"
So that's where I am in life