Ryden Hell: The Sequel

xxxi

Ryebread: brreennnndooonnnn

Ryebread: I don't like school

Ryebread: why did I let you make me come back here

Ryebread: brendon

Ryebread: oh fuck

Ryebread: its only 2 in Vegas

Ryebread: whoops

Bren!: lol who sleeps these days

Ryebread: you make a good point

Ryebread: wait you were ignoring me

Ryebread: fucking bitch

Bren!: yup

Bren!: cause I don't feel like listening to you complain

Ryebread: wow

Ryebread: what a bitch

Zeee: hey can y'all like maybe not do this at 2:13 thanks

Bren!: hey Z

Bren!: heres an idea

Bren!: l e a v e  t h e  c h a t

Zeee: see no I can't do that

Zeee: cause then what if some important ryden moment happens and I miss it

Zeee: like I can't let that happen

Ryebread: k well then maybe you should just stop being such ryden trash ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

Zeee: not possible sweetie

Bren!: wait wait wait

Bren!: how about

Bren!: you silence your phone

Zeee: but what if someone calls me

Zeee: I won't hear the phone

Ryebread: who's gonna call you at 2 in the morning

Bren!: no literally who's gonna call you in general

Bren!: like no one calls people these days

Bren!: its all texting

Bren!: people have too much social anxiety these days to call

Ryebread: ain't that the fucking truth

Ryebread: I haven't gone to the doctor in two years because I've been too nervous to call

Bren!: what a fucking mood

Zeee: Ryan you're gonna die

Ryebread: eh

Ryebread: not a big deal tbh

Ryebread: I'm welcoming it

Zeee: why are you

Zeee: so god damn edgy

Ryebread: the 7th grade emo phase followed me into my adult years I'm sorry

Bren!: yeah

Bren!: adult

Ryebread: fuck off

Ryebread: just because I still act like I'm 3 years old doesn't mean I am

Bren!: mhm

Bren!: sure Ry

Ryebread: 🖕

Bren!: :)

====
Me: wow I really need to do my history study guide
Me: *spends the next half hour making new highlighter colors so my study guide is aesthetically pleasing*

So on Tuesday we had a science test on the solar system cause apparently we're still in fifth grade but whatever easy A
Before he handed out the test, he unfortunately asked if anyone had any questions
Now we're a relatively smart class, he's told us before that we were the class full of kids that qualified for honors bio this year but didn't take it, so we didn't have any real, for lack of a better word, questions about the solar system
But someone
Someone being Garrett (aka The Dick™)
Asked
"Is the earth flat?"

The teacher just kinda looked at him for a second, a look that you give someone you're about to throw out a window, before he started to hand out the tests
But Garrett stopped him again saying that he had an actual question this time, and then asked
"Do you think the moon is real?"

And the teacher left
For like a solid five minutes
He just went across the hall to the physics lab and just sat there with his head in his hands
And on his way back you just hear him whisper
"I'm losing my god damn mind. These kids are causing me to go insane at 26 years old"

Throwback to the first day of school when we all walked into Latin to find the teacher yelling at one if the art teachers calling him an uncultured swine for not knowing who the kazoo kid is
So that was a wonderful first impression
Its only gotten weirder throughout the months