Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Zeee Beeee has been added to the chat by Bren! Wants Death!

Zeee: wow

Zeee: edgy

Bren!: fuck off

Ryebread Is Lowkey Depressed has been added to the chat by Bren! Wants Death!

Zeee: god damn

Zeee: I didn't realize we were in the middle school edgy phase again

Ryebread: iTs NoT jUsT a PhAsE mOm

Bren!: tHiS iS wHo I rEaLlY aM

Ryebread: nO oNe UnDeRsTaNdS mE

Zeee: jesus fuck

Ryebread: ok but it took so much effort to type that so like can you just appreciate it for a second

Ryebread: like auto correct kept trying to put everything in lowercase

Zeee: oh no

Zeee: poor you

Zeee: your life is so awful

Ryebread: I mean

Ryebread: yeah it highkey is

Zeee: mhm

Zeee: but anyways

Zeee: being in a chat with you two is hell so why am I here

Bren!: cause you're a Sinner™

Zeee: oh

Zeee: understandable

Ryebread: no but

Ryebread: there is

Ryebread: News™

Zeee: what is it with the trade marks now the fuck

Ryebread: it makes things seem more Important™

Zeee: no it

Zeee: it really doesn't

Zeee: but honestly is there a point in arguing?

Bren!: nope

Zeee: yeah that's what I thought

Zeee: so

Zeee: what's your news

Ryebread: News™*

Zeee: oh my god

Zeee: I fucking hate everything

Zeee: what is your

Zeee: theres no trade mark thing on my keyboard so like can you just tell me

Ryebread: smh

Ryebread: I don't think we can

Zeee: wow fuck you

Ryebread:  :)

Zeee: but like I actually wanna know so like

Zeee: tell me

Bren!: so you know how Ryan has like higkey hated me for the past two years

Ryebread: still never hated you but ok

Bren!: well like

Bren!: he doesn't anymore

Zeee: the fuck

Zeee: he just said he never did what the fuck I'm confused

Ryebread: Bren youre fucking awful at giving hints

Bren!: wow fuck you

Ryebread: maybe

Zeee: kinky

Ryebread: how so

Zeee: you know I really don't know

Zeee: WAIT

Zeee: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

Ryebread: waiting

Zeee: YALL FUCKING

Zeee: WAIT AM I OVERTHINKING

Bren!: well you aren't telling us what you're thinking soooo

Zeee: MY MOTHERFUCKING OTP

Ryebread: Z is ryden trash #1

Bren!: highkey

Zeee: wait how long have you fuckers kept this from me

Ryebread: like

Ryebread: five minutes

Zeee: that is five minutes too long and I am offended

Bren!: nice to meet you offended

Zeee: fuuucckk yooouuuuu

Ryebread: that's my job  ;)

Zeee: why am I not surprised

Ryebread: are you calling me predictable

Zeee: yeah actually

Ryebread: wow

Ryebread: what a bitch

Zeee: :)

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yall peter quotes™ is back
I'm pretty sure most of you already know but like for people reading this in the future, read it on AWorldIOnceLoved
Only putting this here cause having another chapter up for it throws off my dumb ass when it comes to numbering chapters so like I'm taking thst one down

yall so I'm learning the trombone for jazz band next year cause there's only gonna be one left after this year and I Sacrifice For My Band™
the trombone is fucking hard tho like what the fuck how do people do this
Like I already know how to read in bass clef, but everything else is just like
What the fuck
Highkey probably don't have the lung capacity for this
Which is why I started with percussion in the first place
Like I cant hold mt breath for shit

So we're reading Lord Of The Flies in English and like
I am highkey shipping Jack and Ralph
Some of my friends think Piggy and Ralph are a better ship but like
No
Also, as of where we are in the book, Simon is literally the only character I like

Me: fuck it, I don't care about grades anymore. The school year is almost over
Also me: *visibly stresses over getting a B*

Do schools realize that gum under the desks definitely wouldn't be as big of a problem if they just allowed gum
Like
If a student is able to get up and spit out their gum without getting a detention, they'll probably do that instead of waiting for the teacher to turn around so they can stick it under the desk