Ryden Hell: The Sequel

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Bren: ya know

Bren: when Gwen Stefani said

Bren: this shit is bananas

Bren: I didn't know she was predicting the future of the united states

Bren: but here we are

Ryebread: when Gwen Stefani said "this shit is bananas" I didn't realize she was predicting my future yet here we are

Bren: o h

Bren: man I was just trying to make a nice, wholesome joke

Bren: why you gotta go and make it depressing

Ryebread: "wholesome"

Ryebread: and its cause depressing is what I do best

Ryebread: I mean you can't really disagree tho like my life at this point is fucking insane

Ryebread: I wish I knew what happened to the high schooler who actually tried and got all A's

Ryebread: at this point I'm gonna be lucky to get a D- on some of my finals

Ryebread: speaking of which I have my hardest one tomorrow and what am I doing?

Bren: I'm gonna take a wild guess and say not studying

Ryebread: I don't know where you could've possibly gotten that idea from

Bren: R y a n

Bren: don't fail your exams

Ryebread: lmao I'm gonna fail them even if I study

Bren: ok but you'll fail worse if you don't study

Ryebread: fam

Ryebread: I don't care at this point

Bren: ok first of all don't call me fam

Will.i.ams: I thought you were bae,, turns out youre just fam

Ryebread: bro

Will.i.ams: 🤘

Bren: ,,, second of all I don't care if you don't care open up a fucking notebook and textbook and do some god damn studying

Ryebread: it doesn't really matter if I do I'm not gonna remember anything its almost three in the morning

Bren: w a i t

Bren: go the fuck to bed what are you doing Ryan I am calling your grandmother

Ryebread: oh no don't do that

Bren: you are going to flunk out of college get your ass in bed

Ryebread: I mean I'm already in bed I'm just not asleep

Ryebread: and one exam isn't gonna get me kicked out ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

Bren: Hayley get your roommate to go to sleep

Will.i.ams: he's your boyfriend not mine I ain't doing shit

Bren: goddamn it

Bren: I swear I will actually call your grandma don't make me wake her up at midnight

Ryebread: you won't. you have too much social anxiety to call someone

Bren: ,, well fuck you got me there

Bren: but uh you should still like not fall asleep during your exam darling

Ryebread: hm

Ryebread: perhaps you have a point

Bren: you're damn right I do

Bren: so fucking sleep

Ryebread: mmm fine

Ryebread: my alarms gonna go off in like two hours tho soooo

Bren: oh well

Bren: good night darling :)

Ryebread: ,, its highkey morning

Ryebread: but good night I guess :)

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Bitch me too

You know that feel when you're finally getting taller than the 5'4 you reached in sixth grade or is that a me thing
It only took me four years god damn

Y'all we've finally reached that point in the summer where I have nothing left to do but rewatch the office
Everyone needs a relationship like Pam and Jim tbh
Also I dont know how I didn't realize this my first twenty times watching, but Michael highkey has a thing for Ryan