Jamilton Oneshots // Hamilton ✔️

The Jefferson Pamphlet [JAMILTON] [PART FIVE]

so here, you can keep reading this really bad sh--! have fun lmao

what did this turn into? i'm sorry.

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t h o m a s

When Eliza breaks into the office, Jemmy and I pull away immediately. She's holding a knife, leading me to believe she must've gone crazy. Or she hates me. Either way, I'm not exactly going to protect Jemmy. I push him towards her, but Eliza simply places the knife down.

"What's going on?" She asks.

"Nothing!" I yell immediately.

"Can I join?" Eliza's eyebrow goes up, her smile comes again, she drops the knife, and closes the door. I turn to see Jemmy looking at me. I look back. We both look up.

"Yes." We say in usion.

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a l e x

"Look what you did! Eliza is going to go kill Thomas Jefferson!" Angelica screams. Phillip stands in the doorway, sort of watching this all. Our other children are at school. I cower in my place.

"We have to stop her..." I whimper. Angelica grabs me by the collar and begins to yell again.

"This is your fault, Alexander! If you hadn't been so crazily in love with Thomas, none of this would've happened. Is Eliza not good enough for you?!"

"We have to stop her!" I yell, standing up. Angelica looks surprised, but follows me out the door. Phillip keeps following us both, but I tell him to stay at the house. He nods, looking worried.

He won't be worried for long.

I'm going to help Eliza kill Thomas Jefferson, but Angelica won't know anything of my plan...

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b e n  [f r a n k l i n]

As I hurry past open doors, I hear moaning coming from one. When I glance at the office number, it all makes sense. Unfortunately, I have papers to give to Thomas, not regarding Alex or James or whoever he is... doing.

Luckily, behind me, I hear people yell. Probably coming to go attack Thomas Jefferson. Everyone has been, it seems. Earlier today, Eliza did.

"I'm going to save Thomas Jefferson!" I hear a voice say. I turn around to be met with Alex and Angelica Schuyler. Ah, of course. The murder's sister.

They throw open the door, ignoring me.

I walk in.

And my eyes lose their virginity.

Thomas, James, and Eliza are on Thomas's desk, having a threesome. I don't even have the strength to describe it, but I can't take my eyes away. I hear Alex crying, probably on the floor. Angelica is yelling, probably at Eliza. And behind all this, James is sneaking away. Phillip runs into the room and immediately screams.

Chaos.

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n o b o d y

Alex cries on the foor, wanting someone to help him. Thomas notices and tries to pick him up, but the smaller man throws his feet around with such violence, he cannot pick him up.

"I'm so sorry!" He screams, "I'm sorry!"

"Alex? It's okay." Angelica says, helping him up. Even knowing he cheated on her sister, Eliza did too. And Alex seemed to be the one effected. Eliza didn't look like she cared.

"There's a mental asylum coming to pick you up, Alex." Someone says. At the sound of words, everyone looks up to see who has a phone in their hand.

Thomas Jefferson.

Eliza, bless her soul, picks up the knife and throws it at him. A few seconds later, Thomas Jefferson is dead. Gone. Forever.

Everyone begins to cheer.

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Alex and Eliza get placed in a large van, away from each other. Employees from the asylum are on either sides of them both, making sure they don't run away.

"Goodbye!" Alex yells to his friends, who forgot Ben Franklin in the office, still staring in at shook at the desk.

"Goodbye!" They yell back, laughing a bit.

"Bye!" Eliza screams. After the police had found out she had killed Thomas, they sent her off to the same asylum as Alexander Hamilton.

"Bye, sis!" Angelica screamed, crying. Everyone else yelled a simple, 'bye.'

THE END

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