Jamilton Oneshots // Hamilton ✔️

Hanahaki [JAMILTON]

wow this is unbelievable I'M UPLOADING THREE TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE TWO MORE CHAPTERS PLANNED MAYBE I'LL DO THEM TODAY ;o

i just had a conversation about how evil pumpkins were taking over the world and i had to save the world because i'm fifty percent evil pumpkin

my generation confuses me
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The party was loud. Thomas was drunk. He stumbled down to the hallway to the restroom. On the hallway, he saw innocent pictures of whoever it was who hosted this party. Practically the entire grade came every year, but no one actually knew who held the party.

Anyway, Thomas stumbled down that hallway to the restroom. He kept hitting the walls until he reached the bathroom door, which he opened.

And was greeted with the gorgeous sight of Alexander Hamilton and Eliza Schuyler making out.

Immediately, Thomas jumped back, surprised. And then... he felt something.

And our Thomas rushed back inside the restroom and threw up in the toilet. Eliza and Alexander had stopped now, of course. Alex just stared at Thomas as he coughed up flowers and Eliza gasped, because Eliza reads fan fiction and she knows exactly what's going on.

"Oh my gosh! You love me?" She yelled, pushing Alexander into the bathtub (micheal where ya at you have someone to share your tub with amiright). And then, our poor, drunk Eliza hugged and began to kiss Thomas.

Well that wasn't exactly the best move, because Thomas began to throw up flowers in her mouth. And Eliza swallowed some. And then she threw up as well.

Alex just stared at this mess for a long time. He watched Thomas throw up flowers and his ears begin to throw out flowers like his mouth. He watched as the boy's face turned red and as the flowers began to suffocate him. That was finally Eliza yelled something out.

"Kiss him, Alexander!"

"What?!" By now, all the things alcohol does to was beginning to wear off, and Alex was a bit sober. So he was surprised to hear Eliza yell that out.

"Kiss him! Then he won't die!"

"Oh my god," Alex mumbled, "Was I kissing you?"

"Yes! Kiss him, Jesus Christ!"

So Alex climbed out of the bathtub, got on his knees, forced Thomas' head out of the toilet, and kissed the boy. It was planned to be a normal kiss, one you would share with your Tinder date. But it turned into a steamy kiss as Alexander forced Thomas down onto the floor.

The flowers were gone as he did this, by the way. So Alex was kissing him... on purpose.

Eliza, who had never gotten drunk, sighed. She liked Alex, but... there were other people who wanted to kiss her, "Have fun, you two." She laughed a bit, winking at a glaring Alexander as she walked out.

She closed the door.

For the next hour, anytime anyone walked past those restroom doors, they could hear moaning.

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a+ writing right

i hate this chapter lmao sHoOt mE