Warning: Swearing.
Ship requested by WhatIsLife1818
Hope this is ok, I've never written anything with this ship before.
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Remy was sitting upside down on the couch, sipping Starbucks. Surrounding the chair was more Starbucks cups about twenty in total, all Grande sized. He was quite relaxed, well, as relaxed as you can be when you're high on caffeine. He had been on the couch for three hours, just drinking coffee when he heard a yell from the next room over.
"REMY!" The voice sounded distressed causing Remy to grab an old wooden bat with nails sticking out of it that had just kind of been lying on the glass coffee in front of Remy. He ran to the next room, ready to whack someone. "WHERE'S THE BITCH ASS INTRUDER!" When he looked around though, he only saw Deceit with his legs swinging off the side of the bed.
Deceit was wearing a Jean jacket and some baggy sweat pants since he wasn't needed in any videos that day. "I'm not bored..." Deceit smirked. Remy groaned, dropping the bat. "Fuckin' hell!" Remy walked out of the room, frustrated his coffee drinking time had been interrupted. Deceit ran up to him, jumping on his back. "What the-" Deceit laughed.
"I didn't just tell you I was bored~" Remy rolled his eyes. He leaned back so Deceit fell onto the floor, making a Roblox death noise as he hit the hard stone floor. Remy chuckled, walking away. He sat back on the couch, Deceit recovered and sat next to his kinda-sorta-boyfriendperson. "I'm not going to have back pains for weeks..." Deceit rubbed his back in pain.
"You love me~" Remy pulled Deceit closer by the snake man's waist. A bright red began to decorate his scales. "Fortunately." He gave his coffee addicted roommate a kiss on the nose. Remy grabbed the tv remote and turned the TV on to a Gordan Ramsey show as Deceit cuddled into his side. "No homo?" Remy asked.
"Homo."
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315 words.
Sorry this is so short but I tired and I had no ideas.
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