Sander sides one shots

Remille - Jealous kiss

Warning: Jealousy.

Alright so, Remile is the ship of Remy and Emile Picani from cartoon therapy. A lot of people don't know that so just thought I'd clarify.

I know I literally did a Receit oneshot like two days ago but honestly I ship both at this point. They're both crack ships and it's great.

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Remy was bored. He was broke so he couldn't buy any Starbucks and the house was in a power outage. His phone had died age ago. He had tried to go to sleep but he couldn't because he was still on a caffeine high. Remy was literally just sitting there, dying. He was waiting for his boyfriend to get home so they could cuddle but he was taking FOREVER!

Remy was about to accept death when he saw Virgil enter the room. He looked like hell to put it bluntly. "Hey Rem." He yawned, stretching his arms. Remy couldn't do anything but nod. Virgil walked over the couch Remy had been sitting on and sat on the coffee addict's legs, earning a yelp. He pulled out his phone to scroll on Tumblr, crossing his legs.

Remy sat up, leaning his head on the anxious facet's shoulder so he could look too while Virgil leaned his head on Remy's own. The two were basically brothers at that point so they did stuff like this all the time.

Meanwhile, Emile finally finished work. He loved his patients like his own children but sometimes he got tired. He closed the door of his red car and walked in the front door which was surprisingly open at 10pm. He absentmindedly walked to couch, excepting it to be empty. Instead, he saw both Virgil and Remy cuddling on the couch. "I thought we talked about your sleep schedule, Virgil."

Both men looked up. Virgil sighed, shutting down his phone and climbing the stairs. Remy laughed slightly. "What about my sleep schedule?" He asked as Emile sat next to him. He smiled. "You're too far gone." Remy gasped dramatically, kinda like Roman does sometimes, as Emile laughed. Emile's smile faulted slightly. "You've been spending a lot time with Virgil, huh?"

Remy shruged, brushing off the question a little. Emile broke eye contact, leaning his head on his boyfriend's shoulder. "Aww~ You jealous?" Emile nodded. "Even if I liked Virgil that way, I wouldn't have a chance. Gurl sleeps with a picture of Roman under his pillow." Emile laughed, still a little unsure. Remy sighed, taking his chin in his hand.

"Trust me, he's just a brother to me." Emile smiled. The two share quick kiss before drifting off.

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382 words.

This is bad and short. I feel like I've been saying that for a few days.

I went on a boat ride today and there was this dude in a yellow shirt who looked like Lin Manuel Miranda. Like how he looked for Hamilton I mean. And I kinda brushed it off and then the dude took his hair out of his ponytail and his hair was as long as it was in the musical. And I'm just like... LIN IS THAT YOU. That was honestly the best part of my entire vacation.