(As the title suggests this is based on scene FALL-ing for you)
Warnings: Slight prinxeity, logicality and whatever the ship name for Patton and Roman is. And also swearing.
Anyway, let's begin!Pat and Roman were lying on top of each other. Patton looked down at the more flamboyant man, wondering how they got in that awkward position. Ah, now he remembered they were looking at that fortune teller thing. Roman asked about Virgil. The curtains opened. Then they saw it. Virgil. Kissing. De-freaking-ceit. Patton had stumbled backwards in surprise, falling on Roman in the process.
So here they were. Awkwardly staring at another. In a haunted house. Where Logan and Virgil would enter any minute. Crap. "Um, Pat..." Roman mumbled "Are you okay?" Patton nodded "Do- you think can get off?" Pat gulped. "I can try..." Suddenly, Roman pulled him closer.
"Ahem," Both Roman and Patton quickly shoot up. Logan and Virgil stood by the door. Logan stood, his arms crossed, scoffing at the stupidity of the whole situation. Virgil just looked so done, it actually looked painful. "Wow..." Logan said slowly. "It's not what it looks like..." Patton blurted out.
"Subtle much, Roman?" Virgil grimaced, looking extremely angry. "What?" Roman said, confused. "You can't hide it from Virgil forever, Princey." Logan chimed in. "Wait. I'm confused?" Patton admitted, rubbing the back of his head. "Roman is cheating on Virgil." Logan informed. "The nerve!" Virgil groaned. "WHAT!?!" Roman screeched, probably louder than he should have. "It's fine. They're just messing with you."
"To tell full truth, I'm more surprised Patton cheated on me..." Logan said, dead serious. "OH NO HE DIDN'T" Virgil sassed, he seemed to be having fun "And here I thought we had a moment in my room. What changed?" . Roman looked at Virgil and Logan "You guys are joking with us here... right?" Virgil grew angrier "You think our love was a joke!" Roman seemed to suddenly do a complete one-eighty on how he was handling this situation "Virgil..."
Before Patton could even blink, Roman had Virgil pinned against the wall. He unconsciously pulled out his phone and hit record. "I'm so sorry, Virgil." Roman spoke, softly and calmly "I didn't realise you were jealous of me and Pat..." Virgil blushed "Roman! Seriously! You're way too close!" Roman gasped, thankful for Thomas's acting lessons "But... I thought you loved me..."
Patton looked at Logan who was dying of laughter. He smiled. He liked seeing Logan act more carefree. "Stop looking at me dude! This is getting weird!" Pat's attention shot back to Virgil and Roman. "You ruined my chance with your game so we're playing this now." Roman whispered, fiddling with Virgil's fringe playfully.
"Logan did it too! Go hit on him!" . "Everyone knows Logan isn't as hot as you are..." . "That's makes no sense! We all look the same!" Logan intercepted, dropping his carefree act in exchange of his normal persona which made Patton's heart sink a little but he quickly covered it up "Shush Logan! Roman's only telling the truth!" Perfect! Now no one will know!
"Look. Patton's recording. Let's hold each other..." Roman tried to grab Virgil and pull him in for a hug when he got slapped in the face suddenly. "FUCK THAT!" Virgil screamed as he ran out of the room. "Wait for me, my love!" Roman taunted, chasing after him.
"Well that was... eventful" Logan said. Patton nodded, trying to stop laughing "Come on, let's keep going though the haunted house.." Patton unconsciously grabbed one of Logan's hands. Surprisingly, Logan had no objection as they walked into the next room of the haunted house.
The end. There is no part 2. You're not welcome.
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RomanceI try to keep this book as fluffy as possible but I'm incredibly dirtyminded so it's not innocent by any stretch! Feel free to point out any errors in this chapters, I need all the help I can get. Requests welcome!