Sander sides one shots

Logicality - Behind a book kiss.

Edit: Sh*t, I posted this early. Oh well, it's not that long anyway.

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The living room was completely slient, only Logan remaining it. He simply was reading a book on the couch. All was well and all was peaceful. Well, that was until Patton ran into the room with a tiny Christmas tree despite it being February. Logan pretended not to notice as Patton sat down next to him.

"Hey Logan, ask me what kind of tree I have!" Logan groaned, rolling his eyes before bringing his eyes back to the book. "No." Patton pouted before deciding to try again. "Logan, ask me what kind of tree I have!" Again, Logan responding the same way. "No."

"Logan, ask me what kin-" Logan got sick of being asked the same question in an attempt to set him up for a dad jokes. He took the book he was reading, lifting it so it was right in front of his face. He pulled Patton in for a short kiss, simply to shut him up. He pulled away to continue reading. Eventually, after a bit of silence, Logan looked up.

Almost on cue, Patton spoke again. "Like I'm not saying that wasn't the best moment but can you please ask what kind of tree I have?" Logan sighed before clearing his throat. He propped his book open and upside down on his lap, preparing mentally for what he was about to say. "Patton, what kind of tree do you have?"

"IT'S A CHRIS PINE!" Patton turned around the tree around, revealing a picture of Chris Pine taped to the tree. Patton started laughing like a psycho while Logan shook his head in disappointment. God, Patton was an idiot but he was Logan's idiot.

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277 words.

I know this is ridiculously short but the last three are RIDICULOUSLY LONG. The next one is like 700 words already with core dialogue alone when the speech is not even close to done.

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