The Coño Boy 4: Jake

Chapter 16: Recharge and Release

Author's Notes:
I was supposed to post this last Thursday, the 21st of February, my birthday. Hindi naman talaga ako mahilig mag-celebrate ng birthday. It was someone that was very special to me once long ago who really thought that birthdays need to be celebrated. I had a pretty ordinary day at work last Thursday, never really caring of anyone knew or what, pero boy was I surprised: complete with cake and all. I have been working on this chapter for a week, medyo pumupurol na si author niyo sa sobrang busy kaya forgive any errors or deviations from my usual style. Gusto ko lang din to update you but the day got busy and taping ended at 3:00am. I hope this brings you whatever you need at the time you're reading this: joy, hope, all the good feels. Please enjoy the weekend.

~Quinn213 a.k.a. @TheLostConyo

P.S.
Sa sobrang antok ko, I had to check again if I posted the right edit of this chapter. So if you're re-reading this at 4:40am of Feb 23rd, then it's a bit different from the 2:32 am version posted.

Tuesday

2:58pm

UP Diliman

Taylor: Here's one. Would you rather date someone na patay-na-patay sa'yo but you're least attracted to or someone na slightly interested in you pero super type mo?

Walang magawa ang tatlo kaya nag-suggest sila na mag-palitan ng "Hypothetical Questions" ayon kay Taylor.

Brian: That's not really very clear. How do you define slightly interested? Finds you interesting in an intellectual level, interesting na amusing, or interested na may makukuha sa'yo?

Parang hindi naman hypothetical ang dapat na description ng mga tanong na binabato nila kanina pa.

Taylor: Yeah, you're right. Self defeating ba the question, you feel?

Kelso: Paano naman mas malinaw pa rin that age old question: Poging dyuts or Chakang Daks?

Sabay-sabay silang nagtawanang tatlo. Si Taylor ang pinaka-malakas ang tawa.

Taylor: Hahahaha! That's sooo classic.

Brian: Guys... We kind of have other company present.

Sabay turo ni Brian sa 'kin.

Taylor: Ay sorry, Jake.

Jake: Okay lang, wala 'yon.

Brian: Sure ka, Jake? You can tell us if hindi ka comfortable.

Sabay kabig din ni Brian.

Kelso: I think he's sort of getting used to us being like this.

Tama. Sanay na ako sa tatlong ito tuwing nagka-katuwaan sila. Kung hindi aasarin ang isa't-isa kung ano na lang ang ma-tripan na mapag-usapan.

Jake: Saka pag narinig niyo yung biruan pag ang mga boys lang magka-kasama, baka kami ang dapat mahiya sa mga lumalabas sa bibig namin kung minsan.

Habol ko sa sinabi ni Kelso.

Taylor: Sige, Jake, mang-inngit pa.

Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit pang-i-inggit yung nasabi ko.

Brian: Say that for yourself, Taylor. Not everyone has a dirty locker room fantasy.

At sa sagot ni Brian parang na-gets ko na.

Taylor: Dirty locker room fantasy agad? Hindi ba puwedeng study on how men behave in an all male environment?

At tumaray na ang tono ni Taylor.