The Coño Boy 4: Jake

Chapter 37: Meron Palang Fashion Pulis?

Dali-dali akong nag-swipe para ma-on ang data ko at nag-tap sa FB Messenger app.  

Hindi ko pa man nabubuksan ng PM ni Kelso, halatang di lang isang message ang napadala niya.

Pag-bukas ko ng messages niya, bumungad sa 'kin ang screenshots galing sa Twitter galing sa isang account na Fashion Pulis.

@FashionPulis

Insta Scoop: Bromance or Romance Backstage at UAAP Athletes Charity Dinner 

Juicy and a different kind of sweet best describes this photo of trending and rising UP Fighting Maroons varsity baller Jake Reglos and once popular YouTuber and teen social media operator, Kelso del Rosario, as they were photographed embracing each other backstage during a UAAP Schools Charity Event.

If you think these things only happen in movies, these photos will make you think otherwise. While we don't really know if this was just a brotherly embrace or a gesture to comfort a friend, sources say that Kelso and Jake have been seen out and about the metro a lot.

In photo: Jake Reglos and his fellow Fighting Maroons photo op just before the Gala Dinner at Shangri-la Makati.

In photo: Is this Jake's family? This is one elegant bunch. His mother is radiant.

In photo: The 10,000 per plate Gala Dinner to benefit kids in their outreach sports clinics. Jake Reglos with his family and Kelso del Rosario.

Hindi ko alam ang mararamdaman ko habang binabasa ang article na pinadala sa 'kin ni Kelso.

May iba pa siyang na-send na mga screenshots. Meron galing sa FB, sa IG, at maraming galing sa Twitter. Hindi ko na balak tingnan pa.

Nag-swipe ako para tawagan siya.

Ringing.

Kelso [on the line]: Hello...

Jake [on the line]: Nasaan ka?

Kelso [on the line]: Condo.

Jake [on the line]: Huwag kang aalis diyan. Hintayin mo 'ko.

Kelso [on the line]: I don't think it's a good idea—

Jake [on the line]: Basta, hindi ka aalis diyan. Hintayin mo 'ko.

Ibinaba ko ang cellphone ko at tumayo.

Naglakad ako palabas ng restaurant para mag-abang ng taxi.

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Blue Residences
Katipunan Avenue
Quezon City
11:13 am

Na-abutan ko si Kelso na naka-upo sa may tapat ng table niya. Naka-bukas ang Macbook, iPad, naka-labas pati yung extra phone niya habang hawak ang iPhone niya.

Ito ata ang first time na nakita kong naka-yuko at wari mo naka-titig sa kawalan si Kelso.

Hindi ko ma-describe ang expression sa mukha niya.

Tiningnan niya lang ako pag-pasok ko at bumalik sa pagkaka-yuko niya.

Umupo ako sa may tapat niya.

Naghihintay kung may sasabihin siya.

Kelso: I'm not particularly worried about me. I'm more worried about you.

Jake: At ako pa talaga ang inalala mo.

Kelso: I knew something like this would happen eventually, that's why I've always been so careful when we're in public. Imagine, nasa backstage na tayo and whoever the fuck that person is who took the photos still managed to get a clear shot!