The Coño Boy 4: Jake

Chapter 06: Gotta Find My Corner of the Sky

"So many men seem destined
To settle for something small.
But I won't rest until I know I'll have it all."
~Pippin

Jakieran:
Good am. Gising ka na?

Kelso dR:
Just woke up.

Jakieran:
Jogging. Ano nga uli yung kukunan ko?

Kelso dR:
Take a photo of your jogging sneaks with the green grass. Maybe IG stories mo rin siya. Also take a short clip while jogging.

Kelso dR:
Please don't forget what I told you re: "against the light" shots.

Jakieran:
Opo.

Kelso dR:
Did you just OPO me? 

Jakieran:
Sorry. Nasanay lang.

Kelso dR:
Whatever. 🙄 Also, take a selfie when you're on break from jogging. Kahit pawisan. Mas okay if you still have a bit of sweat on your forehead or puwede you can wet your face.

Jakieran:
Caption po?

Kelso dR:
Again with the PO!

Kelso dR:
Send me the photos muna before I compose the caption.

Jakieran:
Sige po.

Kelso dR:
One more PO or OPO I swear.

Jakieran:
😝

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Kelso: You have got to remember this, Jake. A good photo is made up of the following things: Number 1: Light, Number 2: Focus, 3. Depth-of-Field —although medyo optional 'to plus it's for creative shots, and number 4. Rule of Thirds.

Para naman ang daming kailangan malaman para maka-kuha lang ng isang matinong photo.

Jake: Saan mo naman natutunan yan?

Kelso: I took a photography workshop one summer.

Jake: Husay.

Kelso: That's film photography, ha. Not just digital. Kasi ang dami kaya diyan naka-bili lang ng DSLR tapos ilang pictures lang, photographer na agad sila.

Tumayo ako.

Lumingon sa kanan at kaliwa na prang may hinahanap.

Kelso: What are you looking for, Jake?

Jake: Baka kasi nandito yung mga pina-paringgan mo.

Kelso: Sira.

Hinatak niya ako pa-upo.

Jake: Eh anong kinalaman nung 4 Things na sinabi mo sa mga posts ko sa Instagram?

Kelso: Ah here's what I think.

Nilabas niya yung phone niya at pumunta si IG app.

Kelso: Look here. Ang IG nabubuhay yan sa filter. Pero for me, the filter won't matter if you have a really good photo to begin with. And to have a good photo—

Jake: Kelso, wala naman akong balak maging professional photographer.

Kelso: Yeah but this will help. Lemme show you.

Tumayo si Kelso.

Kelso: May I?

Jake: Anong gagawin mo?