Silver The Banned is a hairy, sexy and optimistic cleaner from the hood. His life is going nowhere until he meets Milos , a weak, ugly man with a passion for jam doughnuts.
Silver takes an instant disliking to Milos and the arrogant and mean ways he learnt during his years in the country.
However, when a mass murderer tries to murder Silver, Milos springs to the rescue. Silver begins to notices that Milos is actually rather popular at heart.
But, the pressures of Milos's job as a navigator leave him blind to Silver's affections and Silver takes up stamp collecting to try an distract himself.
Finally, when cold-blooded police officer, Blue The Banned, threatens to come between them, Milos has to act fast. But will they ever find the passionate love that they deserve?
A Special story for @SilverTheBanned and @BlueTheBanned
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Praise for Silver and Milos
"I fell in love with the incredible Milos . Last night I dreamed that he was in my teapot."
- The Daily Tale
"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Silver and Milos does deliver a strong social lesson."
- Enid Kibbler
"I love the bit where a mass murderer tries to murder Silver - nearly fell off my seat."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop

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