In The Style Of The Village People
by SilverTheBanned
Where can you find pleasure?
Search the world for treasure?
Where can you lick my boots?
Make your dreams all come true?
Where can you go and look in a mirror?
In my bed!
Yes, you can lick my boots!
In my bed!
Yes, you can go and look in a mirror!
In my bed!
Come on now Gerard Joling, make a stand.
In my bed!
Gerard Joling, lick my boots.
I said, Gerard Joling, go and look in a mirror.
It's lonely to kiss in my bed.
It's lonely to kiss in my bed.
They have some ballet shoes,
You can lick my boots.
It's lonely to kiss in my bed.
It's lonely to kiss in my bed.
They have washing powder,
You can go and look in a mirror.
Gerard Joling, are you listening to me?
I said, Gerard Joling, what do you want to be?
I said, Gerard Joling, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing:
My tits aren't real.
And...
It's lonely to kiss in my bed.
It's lonely to kiss in my bed.
YOU ARE READING
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