Dangerously funny

The Rainbow Satellite and the Dead Rat

In The Style Of Grease The Musical

by Claudia

Rainbow satellite, you saw me porn watching alone,

Without a dream in my heart,

Without a little black dress of my own.

Rainbow satellite, you knew just what I was there for,

You heard me saying a prayer for,

A little black dress I really could care for.

And then suddenly appeared before me, the only one my arms could ever hold.

I heard somebody whisper 'abracadabra'

But when I looked, that satellite had turned to a dead rat!

Oh oh oh...

Rainbow satellite, now I'm no longer alone,

Without a dream in my heart, without a dead rat of my own.

You better shape up,

'Cause I need a little black dress,

And instead I got a dead rat.

You better shape up;

You better understand,

To my heart I must be true.

And this dead rat and me are through!

We go together,

Like Renée and Lieke , Like Lieke and Renée .

Remembered forever,

As ginger ginger ginger anorexia -anorexia boom de boom de boom.

Well - a well - a well - a huh...

Tell me more, tell me more,

Which came first

Tell me more, tell me more,

Is the dead rat a joke?

Tell me more, tell me more,

Where is my sodding little black dress?

Porn watching dreams ripped at the seams, but oh those porn watching nights.