In The Style Of REM
by Diamond
Pigeons suck and poos suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to learn to fly,
But your life is full of trolls and taxes.
You wonder when will it end.
You want myself,
You want Luke Skywalker,
But all you see is Alex Poephaupt.
Oh Alex Poephaupt.
Oh pigeons and poos, they'll pull you under,
Drain your life of snow and wonder.
Pigeons suck and poos suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to learn to fly,
But your life is full of trolls and taxes.
You really want the world to end,
Goodbye myself,
Goodbye Luke Skywalker,
And good riddance to Alex Poephaupt.
Oh Alex Poephaupt.
Oh pigeons, poos, will pull you under,
Drain your life of snow and wonder.
Pigeons suck and poos suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to learn to fly,
But your life is full of trolls and taxes.
Your life doesn't have to end.
Sing with myself,
Dance with Luke Skywalker,
And put a curse on Alex Poephaupt.
Oh Alex Poephaupt.
Your life is ginger,
But get out and learn to fly.
You want the greatest thing
The greatest thing since you were elected Pope.
You've got it all, you've got it sized.
If you are confused check with My Single Friend.
Carry a bike to help you along.
Get out and learn to fly.
YOU ARE READING
Dangerously funny
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