A Science Fiction Plot
by Diamond The Banned
A long, long time ago in a scary, scary galaxy...
After leaving the wicked planet Mars, a group of goblins fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a hairy, space tower.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Kirsten L, a sticky fairy capable of vandalism and even mutilation.
Terrified, a ginger wizard known as Rick J flees the Empire, with his protector, Renée H.
They head for Dallas on the planet Epsilon Eridani. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Renée uses her scary spoon to defend Rick.
Renée and Wizard Rick decide it's time to leave Epsilon Eridani and steal a car to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of ogres. Renée is attacked and the wizard is captured by the ogres and taken back to Dallas.
Renée must fight to save Wizard Rick but when she accidentally unearths a worrying banana, the entire future of the scary, wicked galaxy is at stake.
The end
Praise for Galactic Scary Spoon Wars
"I really, really, really hope that Renée saves Wizard Rick because I love this story soooooo much!"
- The Daily Tale
"A sticky fairy, a tribe of ogres and a ginger wizard - haven't we seen this before somewhere?"
- Enid Kibbler
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