Galactic Pretty Sword Wars

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A long, long time ago in a pretty, pretty galaxy...

After leaving the short planet Neptune, a group of teens fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a false, space garage.

Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Kirsten , a curvy moose capable of lust and even murder.

Terrified, a sensational robot known as Rick flees the Empire, with his protector, Deyan .

They head for Exeter on the planet Solaris. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. uses his pretty sword to defend Rick.

and Robot Rick decide it's time to leave Solaris and steal a tractor to shoot their way out.

They encounter a tribe of aliens. is attacked and the robot is captured by the aliens and taken back to Exeter.

must fight to save Robot Rick but when he accidentally unearths a ginger sandwich, the entire future of the pretty, short galaxy is at stake.

The End

Praise for Galactic Pretty Sword Wars

"I really, really, really hope that saves Robot Rick because I love this story soooooo much!"

- The Daily Tale

"A curvy moose, a tribe of aliens and a sensational robot - haven't we seen this before somewhere?"

- Enid Kibbler

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