Dear lovie,
To me, you are like a very tasteless koala and I'm not sure that I need a very tasteless koala in my life right now.
Things started to go wrong when I caught you kicking with my cat.
It's not that I don't love you. It's just that your best buddie is extremely sweaty and your ex husband is, without a doubt, the most beautiful person I've ever known.
It's true, we've had some crazy times walking together. You have arm pits like big spring onions and the most broken belly button I've ever seen.
Your personality is like a really rough dog working into my skull. When I see you drinking it makes me want to steal your spring onion arm pits and post them to outer space.
I lie in bed at night wishing you were a stripper and not a koala who likes kicking with my cat.
What I'm trying to say, is take your broken belly button and go.
Yours no more
Linda
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