Dear Mr Jackson,
I am sorry to report that little Barry has been assigned a detention.
As you know, little Barry is usually a very beautiful and crazy child. However, today I caught him working during class.
When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "Oh my God they killed Kenny!" and began poking with his friend Rachel.
Barry aggravated the matter further by calling me a poor rat and likening my ankles to a little cucumber.
Little Barry was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow false shorts at Bikini Bottom Elementary School.
Bikini Bottom Elementary School prides itself on being a hairy and teasing establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children working and poking on the premises. Added to which, my ankles looks nothing like a cucumber, as Mr Williams will testify.
Please ensure that little Barry attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his false clothing at home.
Yours sincerely
Opi
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