An Original Song
by Diamond
I get on with life as a nurse,
I'm a beautiful kinda person.
I like singing in a choir on Sundays,
I like mountain biking in the week.
I like to contemplate chickens.
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to ducks.
Shoop-shoop!
Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about ducks with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's chickens making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Chickens or...
Ducks?I like to use words like 'victory,'
I like to use words like 'magic.'
I like to use words about chickens.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to ducks.
Shoop-shoop!
Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about ducks with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's chickens making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Chickens or...
Ducks?I like to hang out with Tom,
I like to kick back with Laura,
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to ducks.
Shoop-shoop!
Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about ducks with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's chickens making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Chickens or...
Ducks?I'm not too fond of giant bugs,
I really hate rude people,
But I just think back to ducks,
And I'm happy once again.
Shoop-shoop!

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