A Short Story
by DiamondTheBanned
Red The Banned was thinking about Gold The Banned again. Gold was a hilarious god with ugly ankles and curvy legs.
Red walked over to the window and reflected on her grey surroundings. She had always hated cold Amsterdam with its bumpy, big bridges. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel stressed.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a hilarious figure of Gold The Banned.
Red gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was an admirable, charming, beer drinker with charming ankles and ginger legs. Her friends saw her as an ancient, average author. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a soft deaf person.
But not even an admirable person who had once jumped into a river and saved a soft deaf person, was prepared for what Gold had in store today.
The moon shone like swimming koalas, making Red delighted. Red grabbed a silver rock that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Red stepped outside and Gold came closer, she could see the slippery glint in his eye.
Gold gazed with the affection of 8480 hungry little lizards. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want some more YouTube followers."
Red looked back, even more delighted and still fingering the silver rock. "Gold, what a spiffing dress," she replied.
They looked at each other with surprised feelings, like two knowing, keen kittens eating at a very funny birthday party, which had reggae music playing in the background and two hopeful uncles jumping to the beat.
Suddenly, Gold lunged forward and tried to punch Red in the face. Quickly, Red grabbed the silver rock and brought it down on Gold's skull.
Gold's ugly ankles trembled and his curvy legs wobbled. He looked relaxed, his emotions raw like a rapid, red ruler.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Gold The Banned was dead.
Red The Banned went back inside and made herself a nice drink of beer.
THE END
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