Charlotte Platt suspected something was a little off when her fat dad tried to kiss her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly dirty yeti, Mike Blunder, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Mike proved to be cold-blooded and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with hopping. Charlotte soon learnt that Mike had taken an oath never to tickle a human being.
When Charlotte's fat dad is injured in a pointless accident, Charlotte realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Mike's giant feet and bloody wounds, Charlotte finds herself falling for the yeti. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.
One night, a god appears before Charlotte and warns her of a darkness within Mike. The god gives Charlotte the stripy gun - the only weapon that can defeat a dirty yeti.
Will Charlotte find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly uncomfortable? (Hint: yes!)
The End
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Praise for Charlotte's gun
"Oh my golly gosh - where can I find myself a tasty dirty yeti?"
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! Like a human would ever be able to kill a yeti with a stripy gun!"
- Enid Kibbler
"I didn't like the fat dad at all and was glad when the pointless accident happened."
- Hit the Spoof
"The blurb spoilt the plot. I don't need to read it now."
- Zob Gloop
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