A Teen Vampire Story
by Diamond The Banned
There's a funny new boy in Berlin and he has everybody talking. Stunningly hairy and devastatingly fat, all the girls want him. However, Bob has a secret - he's a violent vampire.
Sophie W. is a helpful, hot girl who enjoys golf. She becomes fascinated by Tim who can stop yo momma with his bare hands. She doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.
Her best friend, an energetic zombie called Claudia, helps Sophie begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the green, solid knife.
When bodies start turning up all over Berlin, Sophie begins to fear the worst. The zombie urges her to report Bob to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her?
She may resist Bob's bite, but can she resist his charms?
Will she be caught hopping with the vampire?
The end
Praise for Bob the Sexy Vampire
"Bursting with originality. A helpful girl falling for a hairy vampire has simply never been done before."
- The Daily Tale
"About as moving as a cow stuck in a bog, but Bob the Sexy Vampire does deliver an important message about not having a zombie for a friend."
- Enid Kibbler
"A green, solid knife would be my first choice too. This must be based on a true story, you couldn't make this stuff up!"
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop
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