Dangerously funny

The Sweaty Hips Hip Hop

In The Style Of Eminem

by Diamond

May I have your attention please?

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To pick some ears (to pick some ears)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my nose (come take my nose)

We'll walk through Mars together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

His shoulders are skinny, hips sweaty, thighs are stinky

There's food on his hat already, grandmother's ham

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to pick some ears,

But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

And I am, weak

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

Radio won't even play my jam

'Cause I am, weak

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

I don't know it's just the way I am

You better grow another inch

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pick some ears

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better grow another inch

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pick some ears

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back

Follow the old lady as we go on another episode

Journey with me as I take you through Mars

I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the lake now

And when I'm gone, just pick some ears, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my skinny shoulders

Just know that I'm looking down on you kicking

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just grow another inch

And when he's gone, just pick some ears, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his sweaty hips

Just know that he's looking down on you shouting

And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just grow another inch in your hat.