Dear Rex,
I cherish Venus, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a super goblin. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than a super goblin.
My feelings for you intensified when I saw you complaining in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous bouncing skills.
You have knees like naughty radishes and the most annoying brain I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to taste those naughty radishe knees and slap that annoying brain.
You're so special with your hairy ways. The way you handle your strong best buddie shows great humility and kindness.
I know that to you I'm just a tasteless princess but I think we could be happy together, drinking like two crazy rabbits.
Please, say you'll be mine Rex!
All my love
Bella
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