Dear Mr Jones,
Have I told you lately how much I love your slippery thighs?
I am writing to you to ask for an extension on my history homework. As you know, I've always had a very teasing attitude towards deadlines. However, something unexpected happened.
My bessie and I were in my bedroom enjoying some beautiful carrots when a big rat came barging in brandishing a pair of pillows.
It looked at me with smelly eyes. I stared at its strong knee. When it started eating, I knew it meant business.
I made a dive for my history homework but the big rat decided to punch my nipple and then run off running. I was taken aback.
So shocked was I, that I didn't realise that the big rat had grabbed my history homework until much later.
That evening, I was working with my baby when I suddenly noticed that my history homework was missing. I searched high and low, I even looked in the fridge.
Eventually, I reached the obvious conclusion - the big rat had taken my history homework to feed to its false mum.
Thank you or being understanding and allowing me more time to complete my false history homework.
Thanks
Karen
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